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Published Date: 28 December 2008
Viagra has become the latest weapon in the fight against terrorism, with Afghan chieftains being offered the drug in exchange for information on the Taliban.
The ageing chieftains of rural villages, many of whom have wives who are much younger than them, have proved keen to accept the anti-impotency drug and in exchange give a mass of information on rebels' movements and supply routes.

The pills are the latest Central Intelligence Agency innovation to avoid giving out cash or weapons in exchange for information.

In a country where corruption is rife, the CIA claims it would be impossible to track the enemy without offering such 'bribes', which have in the past included school equipment, medicine and dental care.

Jamie Smith, a veteran of CIA covert operations in Afghanistan, told a newspaper: "You're trying to bridge a gap between people living in the 18th century and people coming in from the 21st century. So you look for those common things that motivate people everywhere."

Chieftains are offered health checks before being offered Viagra to ensure the excitement is not too much for them.





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  • Last Updated: 27 December 2008 8:08 PM
  • Source: Scotland On Sunday
  • Location: Scotland
 
1

2dogs in D.C.,

28/12/2008 01:01:11
So this is the "Hearts and minds" of a new era.
2

Jim A,

28/12/2008 01:35:10
#1 Double dog, hey when you got them by the privates their hearts and minds will follow :-)
3

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28/12/2008 01:50:48
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2dogs in D.C.,

28/12/2008 01:55:20
However, w/viagra Maybe you get a bigger....naw,I'm not even gonna go there,forget it.
5

Barbarra,

NYC 28/12/2008 02:17:57
There you go, make love not war
6

Guga II,

Rockall 28/12/2008 03:19:11
Trust the septics to think of that. No mention of food or services, only Viagra.
7

Big Brute,

28/12/2008 03:30:39
If that doesn't work send in the hookers.
8

POSTMARK,-55,

China, 28/12/2008 10:08:16
So much for birth control, poverty abounds there but the CIA could care less, their agenda is not in the interest of the Afghani citizens. It's all about saying we won the war, but there can be no winneres in any war, as is clearly the case here.
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POSTMARK,-55,

China, 28/12/2008 10:09:20
So much for birth control, poverty abounds there but the CIA could care less, their agenda is not in the interest of the Afghani citizens. It's all about saying we won the war, but there can be no winners in any war, as is clearly the case here.
10

Guga II,

Rockall 28/12/2008 10:57:40
#7.

Why? They don't play rugby in Afghanistan.
11

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28/12/2008 12:31:28
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Sally Rhodes,

nowhere very important 28/12/2008 14:16:11
6 Guga II, the one with the wee one down below.

If you would pay attention rather that just being a hater all the time you would now there is plently of food, training, and services also.
13

bikewoman,

28/12/2008 18:54:34
Guga, calm down. Viagra cures Erectil dysfunction. It does not help men with size issues like you.
14

Douglas,

Bathgate 28/12/2008 18:54:55
If this policy is pursued to it's logical conclusion then democracy can be the only result.

A general erection?
15

POSTMARK,-55,

China, 28/12/2008 23:05:52
#16 Not so Big Jock McDoc,
Let's do the math shall we,
Scotland population 5 million.
China's population, 1.3 billion.

I wonder how THAT works eh !
16

Yankee girl,

California 29/12/2008 22:59:53
The cost of rising to the occasion when you have four wives to please....

 

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