SINBAD THE PANTOMIME
Sinbad and the Little Mermaid set off on a quest to find the great Neptune, Lord of the Seas and the only being powerful enough to defeat the Sea Witch. A fun and interactive traditional pantomime suitable for all the family. Brunton Theatre, High Street, Musselburgh, 10am and 2pm, £13.50, 0131-665 2240
WE WILL ROCK YOU
Futuristic comedy set around more than 24 of Queen's biggest hits. Edinburgh Playhouse, Greenside Place, 7.30pm (Wednesday and Saturday matinees, 2.30pm), £16-£40, 0844-847 1660
GRUMPY OLD WOMEN LIVE 2: CHIN UP BRITAIN
90 minutes of advanced Grumping - plus vital tips on getting through these gloomy days the Grumpy way - featuring Jenny 'the spleen burster' Eclair, Wendi 'mad dog' Peters and Ms Susie 'the huffer' Blake. Festival Theatre, Nicolson Street, 7.30pm, £20, 0131-529 6000
RED RAW
Beginners night for aspiring comedians. With Neil McFarlane and JoJo Sutherland. The Stand, York Place, 8.30pm, £2, 0131-558 7272
OJOS DE BRUJO BBC
Radio 3 Award for World Music winners Ojos de Brujo celebrate the freedom and sensuality of flamenco infused with funk, reggae, tango, bhangra and hip- hop. Usher Hall, Lothian Road, 8pm, £18.50 (£14.50), 0131-228 1155
THESE MONSTERS plus CASTROVALVA
More live music on the menu at this busy Cowgate student haunt. Bannerman's, Niddry Street, 8pm, £5, 0131-556 3254
CALL THE SHOTS
Total artistic control at this requests-only night. GHQ, Picardy Place, 10.30pm, free before 11pm, £4 (£3) after, 0845-166 6024
DIRTY STOP OUT
The latest funky house, twisted with old school and R&B. Opal Lounge, George Street, 10pm, £4 before midnight; £5 after, 0131-226 2275
FORBIDDEN
VDJ Scott Granger entertains the hordes with R&B, hip-hop, urban electro and chart. Shanghai, Le Monde, George Street, 10pm, £5, 0131-270 3900
TRADE UNION
Night to give something back to the bar and club workers with everything except cheese from DJ Beefy and Wolfjazz with special guests. Cabaret Voltaire, Blair Street, 11pm, £2 (£1), 0131-220 6176
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