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Published Date: 09 July 2008
What DID this Royal Archer say to make a guest at the Holyrood Palace garden party laugh so much?


The Evening News caption competition couldn't be simpler to enter. All you have to do is post your caption below. You'll need to register if you've not posted a comment on the website before but don't worry, it only takes a matter of seconds.

We'll be featuring a selection of our favourites for today's picture in tomorrow's paper. At the end of the week, we'll also choose our favourite of the daily winners to receive a case of 24 bottles of Corona lager.





The full article contains 105 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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1

Charles Linskaill,

Edinburgh 09/07/2008 01:07:04

"YUK!, Its Boy Wonder"
2

Charles Linskaill,

Edinburgh 09/07/2008 01:10:00

"Look! my Mouth is Dry!, I have not had a drink for Ages!"
3

Charles Linskaill,

Edinburgh 09/07/2008 01:12:15

"Yes my Love! You can have some,...Corona lager!"
4

FeedTheDug,

09/07/2008 02:30:20
Both Boyzone and their fans were looking that wee bit older second time around
5

weeshooie1,

Wollongong 09/07/2008 03:38:18
And in his quest for anonymity in retirement, Ronnie Corbet resorted to a coiffured Jimmy bunnet.
6

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09/07/2008 08:30:18
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7

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09/07/2008 09:30:53
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8

Foo,

ejinbara 09/07/2008 10:34:50
Hannibals less well know, but equally dangerous mum, Mavis Lecter goes for the nose.
9

rwd,

Livingston 09/07/2008 10:54:50
Your on my Toooooeeessss!
10

Pazuzu,

09/07/2008 11:01:01
I can also balance a ball on my nose - says Mrs. Seal.
11

Pazuzu,

09/07/2008 11:02:14
Yesh, these teef are all minesh.
12

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09/07/2008 12:50:10
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13

Catlover18,

09/07/2008 13:02:16
Stay still madam, while I remove that greater crested blue eagle that has landed on the back of your head
14

Pazuzu,

09/07/2008 13:09:28
Catlover18 : Brilliant!
15

Black Five,

edinburgh 09/07/2008 13:15:32
Do you think I could have a go at shooting off your feathers ?
16

tomias,

Edinburgh 09/07/2008 13:20:18
Remover but not by Administrator!
17

Ecto,

London 09/07/2008 13:42:19
Wit a boaby!!
18

Ecto,

London 09/07/2008 13:43:34
Frank Carson's mother "It's the way I tell 'em"
19

Dragonlord,

09/07/2008 13:43:58
We don't need fluoride, my teeth are false anyway,as you can see.
20

Chris74,

Lochgelly 09/07/2008 13:57:01
Gather round everybody, I'm going to whip out her falsers before she can close her mouth!
21

I love to eat Sellotape,

09/07/2008 14:22:07
I've got some.
22

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09/07/2008 14:59:26
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23

Foo,

ejinbara 09/07/2008 15:20:26
#22 - Winner!
24

Foo,

ejinbara 09/07/2008 15:21:59
Psst "Ich habe eine massive Gurke unter meinem Kilt"
25

Tigger08,

09/07/2008 15:32:43
Thats right madam, I am a true Scotsman!
26

The Genuine Mario Antoinette,

09/07/2008 15:40:05
Theres a lot of people would probably find 22 funny but i gues it cant be printed in a family newspaper.

I understand. sigh.
27

Tigger08,

09/07/2008 15:43:30
Are you chewing gum?! open your mouth and let me see!
28

Pazuzu,

09/07/2008 15:51:13
Glauben Sie nicht alles Sie hier, es nicht DAS groß!

Giggle.
29

Concerned nurse,

09/07/2008 16:12:03
Can you tell which one is wearing polygrip?
30

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09/07/2008 16:23:30
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31

Foo,

ejinbara 09/07/2008 16:26:35
"As with snakes and spiders, the female blue crested Scot, upon finishing courtship, will then dislocate her jaw and devour her mate whole"
32

TheOracle,

Edinburgh 09/07/2008 17:14:36
"...and then I overheard her saying 'For goodness sake, Phillip, I wish you'd leave the seat down when you're finished'"
33

big mental hibee keano,

tranent 09/07/2008 17:18:03
Women: Can you tell me if my dentures are out please.
34

big mental hibee keano,

tranent 09/07/2008 17:21:56
Man: Is that a carpet on your head
Women: Yes but shhh!
35

Hibee Tam,

Tranent 09/07/2008 17:37:36
Woman: "Can I borrow your hat please. The hair dye went wrong."
Man: "I'm keeping the hat but here's ma tic-tacs!"
36

waldo`s deed,

edinburgh 09/07/2008 17:40:45
" and then he said we`d have a manager in place by Christmas,ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha "
37

TheOracle,

Edinburgh 09/07/2008 17:59:32
“I said ‘let me see your credentials’, not ‘let me see your free dentals’”
38

Boy Wonder,

09/07/2008 18:13:19
She's yelling, "But, I'm famous. I'm in the Scotsman and the News all the time! I'm DYW!! Let me IN!!"




Send the Beer to 94 year-old Charles Linskaill.
39

Horrible Cankers at the Cyber Shebeen,

09/07/2008 18:54:23
"Oh I do beg your pardon madam, one of our security men indicated that you bore a strong resemblance to Osama Bin Laden in drag...had to do the old 'Goolie check'..sorry for the misunderstanding..."
40

Environmental Terrorist,

Edinburgh 09/07/2008 19:06:17
Ha!!! Dae ye smell that!? What a cracker that one is! Hav'nae let on auf like that in years!!!
41

TheOracle,

Edinburgh 09/07/2008 19:19:45
“Her Majesty’s been visiting Britannia. She's probably stuck in traffic somewhere on Leith Walk”
42

ripiscorsetsoff,

Edinburgh . 09/07/2008 19:29:35
Archer: I can assure you Madam, that is not my sporran that you have just grabbed a hold of , and no , you may not take it home to show your husband!
43

livislosin,

09/07/2008 19:47:05
Do you want to see me quiver ?
44

ken wilkinson,

Hull East Yorkshire 09/07/2008 19:53:11
"Judging by that look on your face madam, I`d say this is the first time you`ve visited the Trossachs area."
45

Banana Heid,

Ayrshire 09/07/2008 21:37:50
Aye a wee coack sparra sittin oan a barra, I hit it wi an arra an they gave me a joab at their big hoose...
46

neilboy,

09/07/2008 23:13:55
I huv so swallowed, look!
47

TheOracle,

Edinburgh 09/07/2008 23:19:15
“I’m telling you. Her Majesty is feeling the pinch right now – just like everybody else. According to the Sunday Times, she’s down to her last £320 million”
48

Charles Linskaill,

Edinburgh 09/07/2008 23:22:06

"I see you found the NHS dentist then?"
49

ripiscorsetsoff,

edinburgh 09/07/2008 23:35:10
woman: Get aff ma fit , ya big doadi lard!
50

Keith J Bell,

Edinburgh 10/07/2008 01:15:52
No madam, I said "I'm an archer, not Say Aghh"
51

Horrible Cankers at the Cyber Shebeen,

10/07/2008 21:48:13
46 wins it...hands down...pass that person a case of lager!

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