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Published Date: 12 June 2009
ALEX Salmond likes to be supplied with photographs of people he's going to meet; Finance Secretary John Swinney must be addressed as "Minister"; and Transport Minister Stewart Stevenson is a stickler for spelling and grammar.
Meanwhile, Education Secretary Fiona Hyslop is keen to hear from officials how her speeches go down; and civil servants working for Housing Minister Alex Neil are banned from using the phrase "I am afraid" in letters.

The foibles of Scottish Government ministers are revealed in a series of internal documents published under Freedom of Information legislation.

The documents, known as "ministerial preferences", give guidance to officials on preparing briefings, parliamentary answers, speeches or letters for ministers.

They detail how quickly ministers speak – Environment Secretary Richard Lochhead is rated the fastest at 180 words per minute while Community Safety Minister Fergus Ewing is the slowest at 85wpm – along with their choice of font and type size for speaking notes and the deadline for getting reports into the "boxes" they take home to read in the evenings and at weekends.

The guidance on the First Minister's requirements tells officials that briefings for meetings or events Mr Salmond is to attend should include "a list of people the First Minister will meet, with short biographical notes – particularly on political background – and photographs if possible. This should include a table plan if appropriate."

The guidance stresses Mr Salmond's need for ammunition when he is answering questions in the chamber.

"All briefs should contain verbatim third-party quotes, with sources, which support the Government's approach. These can make all the difference to the success or not of a brief."

It also urges civil servants to suggest people to whom Mr Salmond could send congratulations "in recognition of sporting achievement or artistic achievement and other success".

But the guidance says the First Minister's office receives huge amounts of correspondence, including around 500 e-mails a day.

And it asks: "Please do not send e-mails to the First Minister's office for his attention 'in case' they are of interest."

The full article contains 351 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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1

Skip McClendon,

12/06/2009 12:16:35
I'm told that Salmonds rider for meetings is lengthier than J-Lo's. Apparently, he demands 4 million Ferrero Rocher, a whole pig in brine, eight vats of lard, and a pickled egg before he agrees to turn up.
2

A Friend of Fernando Poo,

12/06/2009 12:21:52
Whatever happened to Kenny MacAskill? He hasn't been about to ban something for ages?
3

Ichabod,

12/06/2009 12:23:42
The only thing you can tell about this story is someone had too much empty space to fill! Nothing unusual in their briefing notes. How about a deeper journalistic inquiry into real stories?
4

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12/06/2009 12:30:50
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elayne,

12/06/2009 12:37:37
#4 so did i,ill bet he wears these string y fronts(to match his string vest)
6

Jeffrey Lebowski,

12/06/2009 12:38:23
Gorgie Tony looks like Alex Salmond.
7

Jeffrey Lebowski,

12/06/2009 12:39:39
#5 You do as well.
8

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12/06/2009 12:49:29
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elayne,

12/06/2009 12:53:30
#7 how did you know?(cant a girl have any secrets)
#8 yeah ok
10

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12/06/2009 13:04:34
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Jeffrey Lebowski,

12/06/2009 13:06:50
You said you only wore a string vest and y-fronts when working behind the bar on a Saturday night.
12

Jeffrey Lebowski,

12/06/2009 13:07:03
#11 for #9
13

Pen Fold,

Here 12/06/2009 13:12:35
they're all full of sh!t...
14

alfonsa pedrosa,

embra 12/06/2009 13:15:48
I have the same as every active male in mine,a bottle opener.
15

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12/06/2009 13:18:50
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Tynietiger,

12/06/2009 13:44:46
A pity the article doesn't tell us who wasted hundreds of pounds of taxpayers money with these stupid Freedom of Information questions.
17

elayne,

12/06/2009 13:53:48
#11 no,i keep that for a sunday,
#10 would it be a clean,neatly pressed cotton hanky
#14 a bottle opener?is that not painful
18

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12/06/2009 13:56:54
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Cod,

12/06/2009 14:01:55
An artichoke and a small badger.
20

Foo,

12/06/2009 14:12:02
18

Here's what I keep in my undergarments (safe for work)

http://tinyurl.com/lddnaz
21

Foo,

12/06/2009 14:12:41
And I drink from it every day
22

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12/06/2009 14:14:47
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Marian,

12/06/2009 14:20:30
This information was probably obtained on a New Labour acolytes "fishing trip" to try and find something, anything, to smear the SNP with.
24

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12/06/2009 14:41:44
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Cod,

12/06/2009 15:05:55
I'm a little worried too. But the girls do like to see me feeding it artichoke.
26

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12/06/2009 15:13:43
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27

Cod,

12/06/2009 15:22:38
That may be an impersonator. Puppetry of the badger.
28

Gerard MacBoingBoing,

12/06/2009 15:41:21
A bag of cans and a bowl of M&Ms and the collected works of Terry Wogan
29

Hornby should build the tramline,

stuck behind a coal train on the South Suburban 12/06/2009 16:31:54
i keep in my briefs:

a 4 pack of McEwan's Export (work is stressful behind the bar)
a pen - though it has to be guarded with my life since every Count seems to want to "borrow" it
small change - for the odd emergency that i require sugar/irn bru to hold back the foul moods (small change becomibng less necessary the way WH Smith at the airport is going - £1.65 for 500ml at present count..!)
i also keep a map of the cowgate, for it reminds me of the happy times weekends has to offer when I'm not working :) i keep it pinned on my till lol
30

Hornby should build the tramline,

now stuck behind a north berwick train on ECML 12/06/2009 16:41:14
Also, brown briefs = not enough fibre in their diet...
31

elayne,

12/06/2009 17:58:14
#30 i would say thats too much fibre,,cut donw on teh all bran
32

Hornby should build the tramline,

12/06/2009 18:04:14
i cant say, since ive never had brown brief problems..although i hear alistair darling may be a reliable source on how to cope with brown briefs.....
33

Jock McSpock,

edinburgh 12/06/2009 18:33:18
#32, I thought with his white hair Alistair Darling would do white jobbies, like those little white dogs :)

 

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