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Robert McNeil: Keep your heid doon and you may well escape bad things



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MANY of you have written in saying: "Dear Rab, it's a long time since you wrote a homily. Please rectify this. Yours faithfully. PS I love you. I adore you. PPS I am an elderly war widow and I am starving. Please could you send me £10.50? Thanks in advance." Generally, I write back enclosing some chewed banana with the message: "Hope this helps."
As to the main substance of such inquiries, I've given it thought and have concluded a homily is overdue. And here it is now. Have you ever heard of Trisha? No? Well, she's a cleavage-wielding TV host who invites obese yahoos to air their problems, p...



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  • Last Updated: 31 March 2008 9:44 PM
  • Source: The Scotsman
  • Location: Edinburgh
  • Related Topics: Robert McNeil
 
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Maybe Jo,

Painted Post 01/04/2008 01:07:00
Great homily! I fully agree that being a hermit will give one a peaceful life. I intend to do just that.
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Seoras67,

Edinburgh 01/04/2008 19:09:57
Rab, hopefully nobody will flee the country as a result of this article! Keep up the good work. You're fair tickety boo and always brighten up what are, otherwise, often very dull days. More power to your elbow.

 

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