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Published Date: 22 September 2008
THIS week MSPs will be considering a motion by Keith Brown, the Nationalist MSP, into the welfare of veterans across Scotland.
While the former Royal Marine's motion is about veterans of the military variety, some of the more grey-tinged MSPs might reflect that political veterans need some protection too.

Holyrood may not immediately be associated with 1980s Yuppie cultur
e, especially after the roasting they gave financial speculators in the aftermath of the HBOS disaster. But the Scottish Parliament has its own form of Yuppies, probably better termed Patsies (politically ambitious twenty somethings) who form the backbone of research and media staff employed by MSPs.

Iain Gray's victory was in many ways a win for the Patsies, even though Mr Gray's grey locks may not make that all too obvious.

His opponents chose old hands, former ministers, to run their campaigns – Cathy Jamieson had Hugh Henry and Andy Kerr had Allan Wilson – but Mr Gray let youth have its head. His campaign was run by a former Patsy, Richard Baker, but many of the ideas and legwork was generated by Russell Gunson, a Labour researcher not long out of university, and Kez Dugdale, Lord George Foulkes' highly respected researcher.

Both are in their twenties and are expected to be given important jobs in Mr Gray's backroom staff. Ms Dugdale already sits in on the preparations for First Minister's questions and Mr Gunson helped to draft Mr Gray's first Labour conference speech. More importantly, both hope to run for office.

And Labour is not alone in having its fair share of bright young Patsies. The SNP has Gail Lythgo and Marco Biagi; the Tories have Craig Wilson, Miles Brigg and Iain Gibson; the Lib Dems David Paterson and the Greens Naomi McAuliffe. There are many more who could be mentioned, all with a wide range of highly-tuned skills that make them ideal foot soldiers in modern politics.

Indeed, some former Patsies have already broken into the ranks. As well as Mr Baker, there is his wife Claire. Among the Nationalists new MSP Aileen Campbell worked for Nicola Sturgeon, her colleague Jamie Hepburn worked for Alex Neil.

Some complain that Patsies have no experience outside student life and politics.

But what is clear is that the rigours of modern politics demands professionalism and a different set of skill sets more to do with campaigning and winning and that is why the future lies with the Patsies.



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  • Last Updated: 21 September 2008 10:10 PM
  • Source: The Scotsman
  • Location: Edinburgh
 
1

Sierra Foothills Scot,

Diamond Springs 22/09/2008 04:04:35
Dictionary: "patsy: a person who is easily deceived, persuaded, etc."

Example: David Maddox is a Labour patsy.
2

W Smith,

Middle East 22/09/2008 04:27:01
"Some complain that Patsies have no experience outside student life and politics".

I take it this Labour supporting newspaper doesn't see the irony.

Gordon Brown:

1) Student activist who produced a pamphlet, over 400 pages, on how to screw the dole system while at Edinburgh University.

2) Studied History.

3) Had a wee spell as a TV journalist.

4) Followed by a career in politics.

5) He was then allowed to control and spend 4 trillion pounds over ten years as Chancellor.

6) Out of all the money he spent he failed to save a fiver!

SO MR EDITOR, OUR GORDON'S NOT A PATSIE THEN?
3

Guga II,

Rockall 22/09/2008 05:36:52
#2.

I'll second that motion.
4

Anonym,

22/09/2008 07:19:08
#3 An ex-patsie perhaps?

"Politically ambitious twenty something".
5

Boy Wonder,

22/09/2008 08:04:37
#5. Another acronym to consider? First there was
DINKYs = double income no kids yet ...
then BOGOF = buy one get one free ...
then MILF ... Mother I'd Like to F**k
and NIMBY = Not In My Backyard
and then last week I heard NINJa = No Income No Job
Now PATSy???

Whatever next???
6

JayJay,

Right here 22/09/2008 09:21:26
I do recall, when the hard sell was on for the creation of a Scottish parliament, the phrase a "parliament of talents" was roundly used. You may recall the proposal that we would bring the brightest and the best together, people with rounded skills and experience, to create a better Scotland.
Roll forward several years and you find what? Same old. A mix of ludicrous local politicians promoted way beyond their abilities, party hacks and spotty youths, big on ideas, fairly limited in practical experience.
Shouldn't it be some sort of pre-requisite that, for example, if you wish to be an Education Minister that you have some sort of experience in the sector? Or would real world experience be of no help whatsoever to the average politician?
Its no wonder we end up with so many dumb laws and well meaning policies.
7

capy,

embra 22/09/2008 09:45:48
Given the rubbish normally spouted by Lord Foulkes i would suggest he employs a new researcher, or at least listen to the one he has.
8

capy,

embra 22/09/2008 09:46:41
Given the rubbish normally spouted by Lord Foulkes i would suggest he employs a new researcher.
9

Doh,

22/09/2008 11:05:30


How depressing.
We need less party robots and more people with real life experience to stand as politicans.

10

W.O.A.,

Edinburgh 22/09/2008 15:22:17
Ha ha ha. Well done to David Maddox on an entertaining article. I mean, I assume that was his intention? We have a PM whose life experience extends to, well, politics really so surely he was being ironic. Er… And anyway, the so-called patsies named aren't really that much of consideration now are they? How politically ambitious are you if your role entails doing the press cuttings. Granted that may not apply to all named, but there is certainly one name for whom that is a fairly spot on description. Ooh, press cutters being the parliamentarians of the future? Gimme a break. And in closing m'lud, I think it is worth considering that it is the names omitted who are actually the ones who we'll see more of. After all, didn't we all stand around saying "who on earth is David Cameron?"

 

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