As blade culture infiltrates the great wilderness, is nowhere safe?

ONE of the attractions of taking to the hills – apart from the bloomin' obvious of course – is the almost total absence of neds and vandals, that malign species which so disturbs the urban peace.

According to left-wing lib-eral academics, anti-social behaviour is a symptom of poverty and deprivation.

Yet for leisure purposes the socially-deprived seem to be drawn to Blackpool, the Costa Brava and other destinations where wallets and purse...