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Joke of the Day



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Published Date: 11 June 2008
A crab goes to a disco with his mate.
After dancing a while the crab turns to his mate and says, "I'm off". "Why?" asks his mate. "I've just pulled a mussel," says the crab, "and we're off to my plaice."

Louise Caine, Edinburgh

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  • Last Updated: 11 June 2008 9:49 AM
  • Source: Edinburgh Evening News
  • Location: Edinburgh
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1

Gastric Antral Vascular Ectasia,

11/06/2008 13:20:06
Disco crabs = always very funny.
2

alex paterson,

embra 11/06/2008 17:07:49
Never got the crabs from a disco,but i have pulled a few dogs.
3

alex paterson,

embra 11/06/2008 17:09:28
Like the jokes Louise keep them coming.xxxx

 

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