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Ex-Kaunas boss keen on Hearts job



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Published Date: 02 July 2008
By BARRY ANDERSON
VLADIMIR ROMANOV was today asked to consider another managerial candidate for Hearts as the Dutchman Anton Joore, a former FBK Kaunas coach, put himself forward for the job.
Joore told the Evening News he would be "very interested" in working with Romanov again after parting company with Kaunas last year

The 53-year-old is currently unemployed but speaks fluent English and can point to a varied and cultured coaching background.

His CV includes managerial positions with ADO Den Haag as well as the Kazakhstan club FK Almati and Al Arabi of Qatar.

He is also a former assistant coach of the Kazakhstan national team but believes that his experience and intrinsic knowledge of Romanov's footballing philosophies would work well at Hearts.

"I am very interested in the job. Hearts are a big club which I know well after working at Kaunas," said Joore.

"I worked closely with Mr Romanov and enjoyed my time in Lithuania. I know how he wants to operate, we worked well together and I would like the chance to work in Scotland.

"At the moment, I am at home waiting. I have not had any contact regarding Hearts but I know they are looking for a manager and that is very appealing."

Lothar Matthaus, Germany's former World Cup-winning captain, has submitted an application to Tynecastle but his wage demands would be likely to exceed Romanov's budget by a considerable margin.

Another former Kaunas manager, Angel Chervenkov, returned to Hearts yesterday as the club's new reserve coach. He is assisting fitness coach Tom Ritchie with pre-season preparations until Romanov appoints a new managerial team and took his first training session yesterday. However, the Bulgarian's re-appearance was not well received by players or staff at Riccarton.

Ritchie has altered the players' planned pre-season training schedule to place greater emphasis on general fitness work, but Chervenkov is now influencing the sessions and implementing his own ideas having been given licence to do so by Romanov.

The Evening News can confirm that Christian Nade has returned to Riccarton but has been unable to train yet due to a groin complaint. The French striker was a week late for pre-season due to illness.


The full article contains 375 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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  • Last Updated: 02 July 2008 10:15 AM
  • Source: Edinburgh Evening News
  • Location: Edinburgh
  • Related Topics: Heart of Midlothian FC
 
1

Jambo-ree,

02/07/2008 11:42:34
"I know how he wants to operate, we worked well together and I would like the chance to work in Scotland."

What he really meant was "I know how he wants to operate, I did everything he wanted and I would like the chance to work."

Giesabrek.

Interesting that Matthaus has APPLIED despite (allegedly) pitching his wage demands too high.

Another day and another few cranks of the rumour mill...

2

LaurieD,

Angus 02/07/2008 11:43:01
Probably the best we can hope for in all honesty. The guy isn't exactly getting me much more inspired for next season than previously but it could be worse, and at least he seems to at least qualify as an actual manager. God knows why Lothar Matthaus is so keen, he can't be very good if that's the case as not many seem to want to touch the Hearts job - and I can't blame them! I suppose the only thing is they can't really do much worse than last season and (hopefully) the only way is up. But as the report suggests he would probably ask for too much money regardless.
3

Heartfelt,

EDINBURGH 02/07/2008 11:46:44
#3 Agreed totally. We are as close to desperate as we dare be and at least he is from Western Europe. But then, so is Rix. But being Dutch he just might have some good contacts for spotting good players. If he's allowed.
4

Silence of the Yams,

02/07/2008 11:48:28
Shock horror, ex Kaunas boss for Hertz.
5

Hibernian 1875 ...,

02/07/2008 11:48:58
The whole of world football is watching Hearts,

SAD SAD SAD..........
6

The Maroon Seasider,

Dunbar 02/07/2008 11:49:33
#1 Which box would that be, Sergei? The one that says incompetent puppet next to it?
7

Jambo4ever,

02/07/2008 11:52:06
No, No, No...............
8

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02/07/2008 11:53:47
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The Maroon Seasider,

Dunbar 02/07/2008 11:55:19
The irony is that you have to say No, No, No.... to anyone who wants the job, because if they are willing to accept the terms of employment then they are undoubtedly not good enough.
10

flecktimus,

02/07/2008 11:58:36
#4 Times must be desperate when we will just accept someone because he is western European.Is it now getting to the stage that we will just accept anyone for a quiet life . Sad days indeed.
11

hibbyspurs,

02/07/2008 12:03:55
Utter Farce for Hearts again....

It's like watching a weird X factor contenst with old uncle Vlad being Simon Cowell...

The big common factor between the X factor & the Hearts job is that it's quite obvious that no talent whatsoever is required to win, only the ability to shut up and do what your told by the man in charge...

And the winner is..........
12

Last furlong,

02/07/2008 12:04:50
Why isnt anyone asking Campbell Ogilvie what he thinks of the current situation?
13

The Baker,

02/07/2008 12:05:58
Joore havin a giraffe
14

the west end general,

Robbos 02/07/2008 12:06:24
lets hope its not this guy - we really need someone from outside Vlad's existing pyramid.Does anyone know why he left Kaunas anyway?
15

Jambo-ree,

02/07/2008 12:09:20
#12 Well, the last time we played the winner was us actually :o)
16

LaurieD,

Angus 02/07/2008 12:10:18
Hit the nail on the head #10 - you have to question any manager woth his salt who would accept a job at Hearts. As I said previously the only thing I can think of is that surely things can't get much worse (touch wood) and if things wen t1ts up (which they are likely to) most would just blame Vlad and the guy would probably still walk away with a tidy compensation package. But yeah it probably wouldn't look great on one's CV that they took the Hearts job would it! I'm almost at the stage where I WANT Vlad just to go and pick a crappy eastern european yes man and for everything just to go pear shaped so we can at least protest and demand change. A half-decent manager with empty promises of full control will only paper over cracks for a few weeks/months longer...
17

Edinburghs Finest,

02/07/2008 12:11:50
ha ha Kazakhstan boss... will he bring Borat in as his number two and Nursultan Tulliyagby as director of Football... Honest you couldn't make this up...Brilliant!!!
18

Chas Niceass,

02/07/2008 12:12:35
Anyone know how Shaggys garden is looking this week? Or has he been summoned to sort Vlads garden?
19

Around the Funnel,

02/07/2008 12:14:44
I'm more worried about the section of the story about Chervenkov. This guy needs binned RIGHT NOW. He's a liability and it looks already as if pre-season is another disaster.
20

Jambo-ree,

02/07/2008 12:15:36
#19 It's the JT's squad that wants weeding out!

#18 I have a suspicion the EEN just did.
21

HIBSBY,

02/07/2008 12:16:51
##16 only because you didnt turn up for the last game.why ? oh yes not in top 6 !
22

Who?,

02/07/2008 12:17:52
I doubt this duchman is any good, lets face it if he were even semi decent he would have been the kaunas manager instead of a behind the scences lacky. How many managers have kaunas had in the last 5 years anyway?

As for Lothar Matthaus, he did well in australia and austria winning league titles. So why "apply" for the hearts job? Maybe there is another post in the UK he is after and by having his name banded about in the media his profile will be raised.

Any new manager hearts appoint will NOT have control over signings or selection. If they were allowed this then McGhee would right now be taking training there would be a que outside the ticket office.

23

Southsider once upon a time,

02/07/2008 12:18:10
I used to be happy (?) being a Hearts fan knowing that (very) occassionally we would win something but most of the time being stoical in our "always the bridesmaid" role in Scotland.
For a while I became excited as Burley joined and we did well.
Depression set in 18 months ago. This turned to amusement as managers came & went.
Now I am delirious and can laugh at each new comic event.
Will I turn up to watch as the previous 2 generations of my family did (also as ST holders)? NO
24

Langenburger,

02/07/2008 12:18:10
With the current turmoil at our club I understand why the Evening News want to keep us on the back page.
But to have an article leading with "ROMANOV was today asked" and then to never say by whom or when or how just shows that we are being taken for a ride.
Please Mr Anderson start to ask the questions that we want to see the answers for and please follow up on the answers too when you get rebuffed.
You might even enjoy the ride professionally.
25

some truth about romanov, Lithuania,

Kaunas 02/07/2008 12:20:23
#15 Romanov kicked him out just after 4 weeks in charge, when Kaunas lost Baltic League semi. Who knows what the real reasons were, as 4 weeks are far not enough to test a manager for what he's worth.
26

Southsider once upon a time,

02/07/2008 12:22:05
#17 Laurie.
Agree wholeheartedly. Let's watch Vlad pull the plug on football.
27

Top Floor,

02/07/2008 12:23:21
" His CV includes managerial positions with ADO Den Haag as well as the Kazakhstan club FK Almati and Al Arabi of Qatar.

He is also a former assistant coach of the Kazakhstan national team...."

Gie us peace for f***'s sake
28

Jambo-ree,

02/07/2008 12:24:11
#23 That's good coming from the top 6 whipping boys. One victory against us in how many seasons now? At least two by my reckoning. We were bad last season but you guys were only marginally less bad - holders of the longest non-winning run award 2007-2008.
29

I.J,

The Diggers 02/07/2008 12:25:59
#23 - Quality. You're able to predict what would have happened in matches that never happened?!!

I'm going to try it too. If hibs hadn't been relegated in 97-98, the scores the next season (all in Hearts favour) would have been 4-0, 8-0, 17-5, and 400 not out.

Am I right?
30

gods lovechild,

02/07/2008 12:26:07
Good afternoon "BELIEVERS", well this news is a big surprise eh? could this be the yes man i mean puppet sorry manager to take your huge club forward? or will he knock you back as well ,

Robson
Magoo
rober
thorearseson
wiess

any others ive forgotten???

HOMOFC KNOCKBACKS SINCE 2007
31

gods lovechild,

02/07/2008 12:26:08
Good afternoon "BELIEVERS", well this news is a big surprise eh? could this be the yes man i mean puppet sorry manager to take your huge club forward? or will he knock you back as well ,

Robson
Magoo
rober
thorearseson
wiess

any others ive forgotten???

HOMOFC KNOCKBACKS SINCE 2007
32

...TARTAN~PIMPERNEL,

02/07/2008 12:28:30
#33

And that post was just so funny you had to say it twice...eh muchacho!!!

SPL TEAM RULES....

HEE HAWW CORGY, HEEHAWW!!!
(Everybody HUMPS Hearts & Hibs)
33

Indy Rep Kid,

02/07/2008 12:32:52
#34

The Bottler is Back

(CRUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!)
34

I.J,

The Diggers 02/07/2008 12:32:56
#1 - And a name you've become familiar with being shouted at you in the street, I'll warrant.
35

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02/07/2008 12:35:16
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36

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02/07/2008 12:37:04
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37

Stotty,

02/07/2008 12:37:07
I'd like the Hearts job as well, doesn't mean I am going to get it, does it? Moaning for the sake of moaning, as per usual.
38

Indy Rep Kid,

02/07/2008 12:38:06
MOTHERWELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still wetting myself at that one!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

HEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Oh.

Ma.

Sides.
39

Stotty,

02/07/2008 12:41:12
I genuinely think the Tartan Pimpernell has mental problems.
40

...TARTAN~PIMPERNEL,

02/07/2008 12:41:47
#40

Where did HERTZ and HIBS finnish in the league last year?

How many times have HERTZ been RELEGATED?

The Mighty WELL will be playing Champions League Football before the HUMPS...Scotlands 3rd FORCE NOW....You Lot are just jealous....eh muchachos!!!!

HEE HAWW CORGY, HEEHAWW!!!
(Everybody HUMPS Hearts & Hibs)
41

jamboron,

Edinburgh 02/07/2008 12:42:51
Poster 32 & 33 are you sure you didn`t make a mistake in your name, surely it should be Rods[Petrie] lovechild and not Gods lovechild
42

Indy Rep Kid,

02/07/2008 12:44:01
#42

Seriously, stop it......(wipes tears of laughter from eyes)

"The Mighty WELL will be playing Champions League Football before the HUMPS"

Oh dear God, I think I just soiled myself.

HEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWW

Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand, and you'll neeeeeeeever get a job. You'll NEVER get a job

Brilliant stuff, Muchacho.
43

Indy Rep Kid,

02/07/2008 12:44:37
#43

Nah, we all know Petrie eats babies so it can;t be him.
44

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02/07/2008 12:48:56
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Hibernian 1875 ...,

02/07/2008 12:49:43
22 talk o' the toun

Hertz are a big club???
where about!! you lot think its a big club!!
they are no bigger than HIBS!!

I'd say they are a club in dire!!
And ready to cease!!

Rangers & Celtic are big clubs as are Man united

Hearts are minnows!!
46

...TARTAN~PIMPERNEL,

02/07/2008 12:51:00
WE here at SPL HQ have been instructed to warn you all your PC's are now being monitored, for STEALING time from your EMPLOYERS by chatting on internet chat rooms and forums.....THIS time is valuable to EMPLOYERS and costs the industry millions of pounds each YEAR....ALL names are now being passed to relevent companies who are actively taking part in this pilot scheme.....to cut donw on wasted MAN HOURS.....

IRK I believe this doesn not count towards you as you are still not at an employable age.....eh muchacho!!!

HEE HAWW CORGY, HEEHAWW!!!
(Everybody HUMPS Hearts & Hibs)
47

lndy Rep Kid,

02/07/2008 12:51:20
This Joore might actually do quite well for us.

Him and Chervenkov could be a formidable pair.
48

Indy Rep Kid,

02/07/2008 12:51:25
#47

That was almost freestyle poetry there.

Sorry, still a bit giddy after the Tarty Pimp's posts.
49

Indy Rep Kid,

02/07/2008 12:52:24
#49

Sorry Denis, nice try - beat it.
50

Jamboy,

Edinburgh 02/07/2008 12:52:49
As for Joor... Don't really care anymore. Since it was confirmed (I know it is just Rober's word) that the new man will be expected to play a percentage of Kaunas and Ripo imports i don't really think it matters a massive ammount who gets the job. Unfortunately it appears that we will need to have ANOTHER 'holocaust' of a season before Vlad realises that he is wrong and that the respected experts in such matters (The managers who have actually brought on good young players) are right... But then will he even admit it then?

I think people are missing the point a little... Vlad will not be keeping his promise of appointing a manager who will have full control over team selection as he promised when Frail was appointed as interim. Even 1, 000 000 Euros per anum wasn't enough to persuade Rober that he could work something with the players Vlad has in mind... Let's just hope that Vlad's next club that he is sopposed to be buying as a feeder is in a country where they actually produce decent players or we remain fooked... Christ though see if we ever needed to put together a basket ball (or was it baseball???) team we will sorted... We won't be short of hod carriers and labourers too if we finaly decide to start work on this stand of ours.
51

Jamboy,

Edinburgh 02/07/2008 12:53:40
#1

Congratulations!
52

...TARTAN~PIMPERNEL,

02/07/2008 12:53:50
#47

YOU TELL em muchacho!!!! HEEEHAAWWWW

Both Edinburgh TEAMS are minnows....The WELL are the club to follow now.....With our great manager who understandably turned down the humps.....we will CHALLENGE the OF dominance next year....CHAMPIONS LEAGUE football here we come...

HEE HAWW CORGY, HEEHAWW!!!
(Everybody HUMPS Hearts & Hibs)
53

victorian of gorgie ,

02/07/2008 12:56:07
#48 BILEY, all names are being passed to relevent companies? i'm not that sure too many employers will know their staff by the user names they use on here, but never mind eh?

what kind of weird, psychotic world do you live in?

SPL HQ..... ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

someone help this man find a heid doctor.

54

Denis Law,

Kaunas 02/07/2008 12:56:10
#51

I do not understand what you mean? Are you same cloner that did bad with victor?

There are many crazys on here again.
55

Indy Rep Kid,

Ravenscraig....brrrrrrr, it's empty and scary here 02/07/2008 12:56:36
#48

That's your best yet!!!!!! I almost felt sorry for you and yet here you are, a kid from Motherwell, preaching to ME about working?!?!?

HEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Nick Cusack!! Don Goodman!!!!! Bob Malcolm!!!!!!!!

I was a little bit sick there. Too Too funny.

HEE, and indeed, HAW


56

Jamboy,

Edinburgh 02/07/2008 12:56:46
Riley... Nah infact it doesn't really matter, I have just realised that there is no way of you ever realising how you are making yourself look.

Good luck man (You will need it)
57

East at Easter,

Edinburgh 02/07/2008 12:58:08
Im a Hibby and im fed up commenting on this circus at Hearts.

Does anyone really HONESTLY care anymore about who, when or why at Hearts?
58

Indy Rep Kid,

02/07/2008 12:58:09
#56

You're damn right there are many crazys on here. For instance, there's some clown who thinks Motherwell will challenge the Old Firm.

I pity the fool!!
59

Indy Rep Kid,

02/07/2008 12:58:32
#59

ta ta

x
60

Hibernian 1875 ...,

02/07/2008 12:58:35
Aye Motherwells a huge team tae'

4k fans every week unless v's Celtic. Rangers. or the pen nibs!!

Keep takin the tabs ya Bloon..
61

Edinburghs Finest,

02/07/2008 12:59:37
Why doesnt everyone just ignore tartan and he will hopefully get bored and f*ck off back from whence he came... he is just an attention seeker and if he doesn't get any he will hopefully just get bored of his posts like the rest of us..
62

lndy Rep Kid,

Ravenscraig....brrrrrrr, it's empty and scary here 02/07/2008 12:59:46
#57 is the clone.

He is here to disrupt the thread and adds nothing to the conversation.
63

...TARTAN~PIMPERNEL,

02/07/2008 13:00:34
#55 VICCY

The serial deleter.....what about your doctor?....on second thoughts maybe not....he's not doing a very good job is he muchacho?....HEEEHAAWWW

How many times have HERTZ been relegated?????

HEE HAWW CORGY, HEEHAWW!!!
(Everybody HUMPS Hearts & Hibs)

SPL TEAM RULES!!!!!!
64

Jamboy,

02/07/2008 13:00:51
#48

You are giving yourself away as a low level employee now and not the high-flyer you proffess to be.

I don't work in the type of environment you do... I am not stealing anyone's time. As long as I do what is required to get studies out of the door on time then it matters not if I spend a wee bit of time reading and posting on football stories during my flexible lunch and break times.

Seriously riley there are far too many flaws in your silly wee stories.
65

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02/07/2008 13:02:12
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I.J,

The Diggers 02/07/2008 13:02:30
#59 - About 90% of your fanbase apparently, along with (using here as an example) fans of rangers, celtic, motherwell and Alloa(!).
67

Denis Law,

Kaunas 02/07/2008 13:07:22

And so, with story.

If Hearts have new coach Anton Joore, what will become of coach Tom Ritchie? And then there is new coach Chervenkov. There are many new coaches arrive at Hearts nearly every day. How many coaches do hearts need?

I think it is maybe new player Hearts need now, you have many coaches to choose.

And what of Coach Frail? Is he still worker for Vladimir?

Maybe coach Frail posts on here and is maybe one who says many bad things of Hearts.
68

Jamboy,

Edinburgh 02/07/2008 13:10:13
#65

I am you as you are me and we are all together!

Coo-googy-choo!

Sorry for the inconveniance I think I may have caused you a wee while back (Think you know what I mean, If not I'll tell you on TOTT later.)

Don't be stopping posting dude, I did briefly when i had had enough of Riley and had to change my name but now I just need to laugh at his wee implosions and then there is always his b**o site... Whenever he gets on my t1ts these days, instead of engaging him and losing the rag, I just click on that (address is in my favourites, and I have shown it to a few folk at work who think it is hillarious too) and I realise there is nothing I can say to top the way he looks on that so i just smirk and let him blow up again.
69

Old Reekies Big Team,

02/07/2008 13:13:29
Coach Frail(comedy genius again)!! How do you do it day in day out? Legend!! Could you possibly pass on your email address as I have a spare slot at one of my comedy venues during the coming festival of t w a t 's?
70

Old Reekies Big Team,

02/07/2008 13:15:40
#47 Yes we are big minnows and hibs are small minnows at last you are starting to get it you hobo fool!
71

Hibernian 1875 ...,

02/07/2008 13:17:45
Bright as a black out... how long did that take to think up!!!!!!

Pouch..........
72

Jamboy,

Edinburgh 02/07/2008 13:21:33
#73

Even the humble cat-fish eats little crocodiles.

Funny sort of question though really when you think about it would you rather be a small big fish or a big small fish... You could have two fish exactly the same size and weight... Still, your right i think i would definitely rather be a big minnow than a small minnow!

i think I will lie down for a second or two now...
73

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Johnny Jambo,

02/07/2008 13:22:54
I note that a lot of the old posters have stopped now, I wonder why that is.
75

Jamboy,

Edinburgh 02/07/2008 13:23:25
#74

Oh it's you Mixu!... Listen I need to know this old adversary of mine...

Are you part of the SPL Team or do you plan on becoming part of it?... Is the training difficult?

I await on tenterhooks!
76

Roscoe P Coltrane,

02/07/2008 13:24:10
Chr!st, not heard "pouch" for a while, is that you Mixu? Hiya sweetie.

I've actually got a great idea to test Riley's claims of free speech for all. As he obviously believes that harranguing and insulting people is an activity that should be allowed to continue under the auspices of free speech, why don't we just make up lies about Riley that we refuse to justify or back up with evidence, and do it hundreds of times a day every day?

He seems kind of happy in his wee fantasy world, maybe I'll be happier in a made-up world as well.



RILEY IS G*Y! HEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAW
RILEY EATS BABIES! HEEEEE HAAAAAAAW
Riley is a $exually-frustrated 12-year old boy who is too thick to handle the stresses of primary 7 and so he sits at home on his mum's computer while she's out servicing punters, trying to give the impression that he's got two brain cells to rub together and then just ignoring everybody when they point out the blindingly obvious flaws in his (and I use the term advisedly) arguments.

Oh, sorry, forgot I was supposed to be making stuff up for a minute there.

Lets see how long the champion of free speech allows this to remain - after all it's no different to his scattergun approach of making up 'hilarious' versions of people's names to insult them, calling them stupid, accusing them of cloning/deleting/breathing etc.

Treat yersel, Kylie
77

Nell,

The Preservation Hall 02/07/2008 13:24:14
What makes me think that Vlad has told him to "put himself forward for the job"?
Well with all the links to Kazakhstan at least we can expect to be entertained by Borat.
78

THE BPRENTICE,

02/07/2008 13:25:07
I've been away for a few weeks - can anyone bring me up to speed with where the development of Tynie is please?

I've got the gist that half the current squad want to leave and shaggy is on garden heave and no major signings have been announced as well as no manager but about 9000 have bought STs ... is that the long and short of things?

No hobos need reply thanks - only the clinically sane.
79

Nell,

The Preservation Hall 02/07/2008 13:27:14
"The Evening News can confirm that Christian Nade has returned to Riccarton but has been unable to train yet due to a groin complaint."
Yes, he's a d1ck.
80

Lenny,

02/07/2008 13:27:37
How goes it Jamboy? Its got like One Flew over the Cuckoo's nest on here again. There is some seriously disturbed individuals about just now!
81

c mains hibby,

edinburgh 02/07/2008 13:28:27
An even bigger joke is that Nade turns up for pre season with a groin injury i wonder how he done that? pushin shaggys lawnmower.
82

...TARTAN~PIMPERNEL,

02/07/2008 13:29:11
#79

ROSCOE.....dear oh dear....Im not 12 im 16 actually.....that ok for you muchacho?

I run two very successfull businesses which my father left me...I make more money in a year than you do....Iam Chairman of THE SPL TEAM that rip you humps daily on here.....

HEE HAWW CORGY, HEEHAWW!!!
(Everybody HUMPS Hearts & Hibs)
83

Glorious Hearts,

02/07/2008 13:30:32
#76 another post from the imposter. Please sort it out Scotsman!

84

o.a.p. jambo,

on the back straight 02/07/2008 13:31:19
From some of the contributions on this site it is clear that the schools are now on holiday.
85

Vidiprinter,

02/07/2008 13:31:19
It's not a Dutchman or a Lithuanian coach that you need.

You need an Egyptian. Centuries of experience in being laid to rest inside a pyramid structure.
86

...TARTAN~PIMPERNEL,

02/07/2008 13:31:37
#83

LENNY

Got that in one muchacho.....are you referring to yourself as one of those disturbed individuals????
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Johnny Jambo,

02/07/2008 13:33:38
#87 GH I agree with you on that one, however I am afraid that these threads will be pulled by the Scotsman rather than trying to sort the problem.

In fact I think the quaity of the posts over recent months has gone down the tubes.

I don't mean all posts, there are still one or two which are worth reading.
88

Jamboy,

Edinburgh 02/07/2008 13:33:40
#79

Hi RPC,

Well I like the sound of this...

Okay let me play too.

Riley and Serg' are planning a civil ceremony.
Riley communicates telepathicaly with his neighbours dog (CORGY?) and carries out his orders in the name of a cause he calls his cyberwar! LOL!

Seriously your right, you don't need to make anything up, you just have to repeat the daft things he has said about himself!

BE BOring without him if you understand my meaning.

C'mon Mixu!... Is the training hard for the SPL Team elite unit... You pouch!
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Roscoe P Coltrane,

02/07/2008 13:34:17
#85 - so not only a business guru but psychic as well.

Glad to know you know how much I earn, just hope you're not the taxman.

You're a sad, deluded freak, who is g*y and eats babies.

I haven't seen any proof to the contrary so it must be true.
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Roscoe P Coltrane,

02/07/2008 13:35:11
Oh and you don't rip anybody, you just make a fool of yourself. The only people that appear to disagree are the other nonentities that have nothing better to do than attempt half-baked half-witted wind-ups all day.
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Jamboy,

02/07/2008 13:35:39
#83

Alright mate, hows tricks.

Aye your right there... "The machine doesn't realise it is a bad machine" ...Name the film!
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Jamboy,

Edinburgh 02/07/2008 13:36:31
#89

I don't like to admit it but that is actually quite good.
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Roscoe P Coltrane,

02/07/2008 13:38:03
I can feel the Biley blood beginning to boil.

Although Jamboy's probably right, it might BE BOring without him around, we've had to put up with it for so long.......
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Jamboy,

Edinburgh 02/07/2008 13:39:11
#98

I know eh... I actually got a wee bit nostalgic when I read pouch!
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...TARTAN~PIMPERNEL,

02/07/2008 13:40:35
#96

BUBLIN

Still pretending to be IRISH i see....tell me do you have a horse over in Dublin?....must get cold begging on those street corners....eh muchacho!!!!!

£200 Loose change in my pocket....NEXT time im over in Dublin on a business trip I'll empty it into you begging hat....what corner do you sit at?....or what end of O'Connel street?...

HEE HAWW CORGY, HEEHAWW!!!
(Everybody HUMPS Hearts & Hibs)

Motherwell Are Scotlands 3rd force get used to it muchachos....
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Roscoe P Coltrane,

02/07/2008 13:41:00
Cheers Dubs. It looks like the "cyberwar" has its first allies!

It's also interesting to watch how Biley's language changes when somebody tries to push a point - you can almost hear the fear of finally being found out......

Resort to his tactics, just fire off insults and unfounded rumours and then refuse to back yourself up.

Two businesses. Sh!tting myself laughing! I reckon it's those two chip vans on the Sighthill industrial estate!
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Denis Law,

Kaunas 02/07/2008 13:41:03

#87

I have write to victor about spelling of this word. He will confirm. It is "impostor", not imposter. You must rub out e and replace with o.

#91

You are correct. Big salary player sacked by Vladimir, although many coaches keep arriving at Hearts.

And only 38 days until new season begin.
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Jamboy,

Edinburgh 02/07/2008 13:42:10
#100

Oi leave him alone! TSK TSK!

Are you okay Dubs?
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Roscoe P Coltrane,

02/07/2008 13:42:33
Case in point - Dubs asks "so what are those businesses".

Biley replies "You're a mink and a beggar and you know you are. What was the question again? What question? I heard nothing."
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Jamboy,

Edinburgh 02/07/2008 13:44:14
#102

Oi Den, if I was a Manc I would probably pretend to be from Lithuania too!
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Roscoe P Coltrane,

02/07/2008 13:44:53
By the way, I do realise the club's in a bit of a state just now and we've got bigger things to worry about than some sad sack with no life, but I'm bored of all the negative news and this is good fun.
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Newcastle Jambo,

02/07/2008 13:45:59
#77 Johnny - there's really nothing left to say is there? A third coach clearly disliked by players and staff is back (again) ruining the pre-season prepartions. Everyone who hasn't already been sold to line Romanov's pockets wants to leave. Romanov has predictably failed to appoint anyone with any credibility as a coach and will resort to someone he sacked from Kaunus who is unemployed.

I expect this season to be even worse than last and Hearts to be relegated.

Still, the sun is shining and I'm away on holiday soon. Football can only be this frustrating for so long, there's more to life.
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Jamboy,

Edinburgh 02/07/2008 13:46:15
I'm worried about Dubs... He hasn't replied since Riley gave him that savage ripping.

Please Riley if you can hear us... Let us know you are safe!

Lenny where's that film title son!
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Roscoe P Coltrane,

02/07/2008 13:47:59
#99 - yup, I'd take Mixu over Riley any day - at least he didn't try to hide the fact that he wasn't very bright!
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Jamboy,

Woried about Dubs land! 02/07/2008 13:48:42
#109

"Please Riley if you can hear us... Let us know you are safe!"

Should of course have read...

"Please Dubs if you can hear us... Let us know you are safe"
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Jamboy,

edinburgh 02/07/2008 13:50:31
#112

Phew, panic over...Snigger too by the way.

"PENNY FUR THU GUY!"
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Roscoe P Coltrane,

02/07/2008 13:50:50
Ah, and now the next stratagem in the Biley repertoire - not only ignore the digs and the questions (that's just stage 1) but wait until you post something else under yet another of your pseudonyms (and if Denis isn't a pseudonym, congratulations on finding your soulmate) and agree with it, so that it looks like your view is a generally-held one.

Magicians call it sleight of hand, I call it slight of brain.
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Jamboy,

Edinburgh 02/07/2008 13:52:05
#114

Although I still feel the same way I prob went a bit far yesterday CJ... I was pretty pi55ed off. Hows it going mate.
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Royalty,

Zandvoort 02/07/2008 13:53:35
Sounds like the Jam Tarts are having to scrape the bottom of the jar for a new manager.

Mark McGee would have been an outstanding choice but he couldnt work with Romanov.

Sounds like a common theme developing here.

Until the R