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Ministers told to 'Go Green' Harper's way



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A LOTHIANS MSP has urged the Scottish Government to sign up to a Green Party version of the recent Go Green pledges initiative.
The Government promotion is asking people to make ten lifestyle changes to reduce their impact on the planet, such as turning taps off while you brush your teeth.

But Robin Harper MSP, co-convener of the Scottish Green Party, has come up with ten alternative changes for Scottish ministers.

They includes setting proper binding targets to reduce carbon emissions by an average of 4.5 per cent each year and ensure that government, locally and nationally, buys local and organic food and supports Scottish producers.

He said: "The list of changes ministers are recommending are mostly things that Scots are starting to do already, like switching to low energy lightbulbs or recycling household waste.

"What's missing is leadership from ministers themselves, who remain committed to a business-as-usual high carbon Scotland.

"I urge Michael Russell and others to read our ten pledges carefully, and sign up to as many as possible so they too can go green in 2008."



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A Friend of Fernando Poo,

Newington 18/01/2008 16:19:30
Fernando's Top Ten Tips for Going Green:

1. Use both sides of the toilet paper.

2. Throw out all your lightbulbs and kit out the entire family with Night Vision goggles.

3. Watch TV with the volume turned off.

4. Don't waste tap water. Drink beer instead.

5. Turn the heating off entirely and wear ski gear.

6. Give up your car. Just steal one when you need it.

7. Cut CO2 use by building a nuclear pile in your shed:
http://www.dangerouslaboratories.org/radscout.html

8. Don't throw out old batteries. Throw them at 4x4 cars as they pass.

9. Put a brick down your toilet. It will provide a home for a newt.

10. Final step. Give up work. Don't wash your hair for months and paint it a strange colour. Steal all your clothes from passed out tramps. Now you're ready to board a plane and travel to far exotic lands. When you get there, throw things at the police and set fire to stuff. Now you're a fully-fledged Global Whiner.
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subrosa,

18/01/2008 16:27:36
# Excellent! Many a true word spoken in jest......

 

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