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Gerald Warner: Real sleaze can be found on Parliament's slime-green benches

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Published Date: 01 February 2009
The Lords are more representative than the scoundrels down the corridor
THE controversy over alleged corruption in the House of Lords has provided an excuse for MPs to parade their hypocrisy, clapped-out modernisers to revive the canard of "Lords reform" and commentators to display their consummate ignorance of everythin
g to do with the institution of the peerage.

Clearly, the allegations against the four peers must be investigated and, if well founded, punished. Otherwise, the issue is fogged in spin and stupidity. This is not House of Lords sleaze, any more than l'affaire Jonathan Aitken was described as Commons sleaze: it is Labour sleaze. It is typical of Labour, having ejected hundreds of hereditary peers of impeccable character and replaced them with its own nominees, when the latter sully the reputation of the Upper House to condemn the institution instead of the perpetrators. Sleaze allegations in the Lords are rare: can the same be said of the sanctimonious Commons?

Last week, while MPs were ranting like Pharisees, the Commons Standards Committee, after a year's deliberation, finally required Derek Conway to apologise to the House and repay £3,757 out of £35,744 he had paid his eldest son; this came a year after he had been suspended from the Commons and forced to repay money given to his youngest son. The same week, Peter Hain at last apologised to the House, more than a year after he resigned as Work and Pensions Secretary over donations to his deputy leadership campaign. Just an average week on the slime-green benches.

The surprising thing is that, despite the prolific intrusion of Government nominees – many of whom, to their credit, go native in the dignified atmosphere of the upper chamber – the House of Lords remains more representative of the electorate on many issues than the scoundrels down the corridor for whom the public has voted. It is the most potent argument against an elected Upper House.

What drivel has been talked and written on this subject over the past week. Offending peers should be stripped of their titles by an Act of Attainder, was one popular on dit. Attainder was statutorily abolished in 1879. The House of Lords needs clearly defined rules, was another taproom opinion. It already has them.

The House of Lords Code of Conduct, clause 4, states that: "Members of the House (c) must never accept any financial inducement as an incentive or reward for exercising parliamentary influence; (d) must not vote on any bill or motion, or ask any question in the House or a committee, or promote any matter, in return for payment or any other material benefit." Is that supposed to be too woolly?

The Lords needs powers to discipline its members, was another parrot-cry. Under the doctrine of "exclusive cognisance" it already has authority to reprimand, fine, or imprison even beyond the prorogation of Parliament any member it finds in contempt. What more powers do the commentators want – the death penalty? The only restriction is that it cannot suspend a member permanently, but it could renew sanctions indefinitely.

Egalitarian Scots were most vocal last week in denouncing the unelected Lords – on the same day when two unelected members of the Holyrood butt an' ben ("A man's a man for a' that") derailed the £33bn Scottish Budget. The only constructive reform of the Lords would be to reinstate the hereditaries and reduce to a trickle the inflow of nonentities with life peerages.

Since an hereditary peerage no longer confers a seat in Parliament, such creations should continue, but revert to the personal gift of the sovereign, like the Orders of the Garter and the Thistle. It would be illuminating to compare the calibre of the nominees: life peers from the Prime Minister, hereditaries from the Queen.

On a Scottish footnote: two officers of state were retained among the surviving hereditary peers: the Earl Marshal and the Lord Great Chamberlain. To these should be added the Lord High Constable of Scotland (as of right rather than by election), if the spirit of the Treaty of Union is to be honoured. Furthermore, although the last peerage attainders for Jacobitism were reversed by Queen Victoria, those peerage and baronetcy titles created by the Stuart kings in exile remain unrecognised.

The 30th Countess of Mar (an elected hereditary peer), for example, is also the titular 9th Duchess of Mar. In Spain, the equivalent titles created by the Carlist claimants have been officially recognised by the government: there is even a Ministry of Justice online form for claiming them – one of the more romantic curiosities of the internet. As a matter of Scottish heritage and reconciliation, these ancient Jacobite titles should be acknowledged.





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1

Newton_Invented_Gravity,

01/02/2009 00:20:12
Good idea, Gerald, let's return to the feudal system. Things were much better back then.
2

Mr. Lachie Todd,

Edinburgh 01/02/2009 09:12:53
Like the Peers detachment from 21st Century reality, the author might as well being writing about the fictional Central European country of Ruritania, in his antiquarian defense of the Lords?
3

Unimpressed one,

01/02/2009 09:43:39
We should have adopted the French solution in 1789.
4

Teofilio Cubillas,

01/02/2009 11:28:46
While you're absolutely correct about the relative merits of the two chambers your suggestion that all would be well if only the Lords were composed of hereditary peers is palpable nonsense. It is only in recent years that the stone has been overturned and the press begun to seriously investigate the goings-on of both Lords and Commons. Like the Bankers, the veneer of respectability has been stripped away to reveal nothing more than a gang of thieves.
5

Teemackell the Scribe,

01/02/2009 13:18:55
GW writes, "The only constructive reform of the Lords would be to reinstate the hereditaries and reduce to a trickle the inflow of nonentities with life peerages."

Yes, then we can welcome back the admirable Lord Lucan and stigmatise Magdi Yacoub and Robert Winston as nonentities

I've just won a bet with my mates in the pub. The terms were theat Gerry would use the case of the un -Fab Four to tout the return of the hereditaries.

Who could have foreseen though his pitch for the Jacobite peerage? But what has the Duke of Perth done to be left out? For that matter, what about the present "King over the water" himself? Should the next King's Speech not be read by Francis I, currently Franz II, Duke of Bavaria?
6

Radge,

Aberdeen 01/02/2009 23:28:09
#3 Run that by me again Lackey - I'm not sure I got that. Are you trying to be clever? If so, don't. It doesn't suit you.

Your comment isn't a question either. Back to remedial school for you.

 

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