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Fowl play as Irish pick a turkey puppet for Eurovision



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Published Date:
25 February 2008
IT IS the show that helped launch the careers of stars such as Abba and Celine Dion.
But now the country that has won the European Song Contest more than any other has voted to be represented at this year's event by a puppet.

In a move likely to come as an even greater shock to Eurovision fans than Finland's winning death metal en
try two years ago, the Irish have chosen Dustin the Turkey to sing for them.

Dustin, a kind of north Dublin "turkey vulture" version of Roland Rat, is a wise-cracking glove puppet who appears on children's television and is fond of burping.

His song, Irlande Douze Pointe, is a parody of the Eurovision event, with lines such as "Drag acts and bad acts and Terry Wogan's wig".

Bookmaker William Hill installed the pink-beaked puppet as the 10-1 favourite to win the contest.

However, Dana Rosemary Scallon, one of the judges of the Irish finalists and Eurovision winner in 1970, said: "If it's the turkey, I think we're better not to go into the Eurovision again."

Over the past 18 years, Dustin has become an Irish singing legend, notching up eight number one singles and duetting with pop star Bob Geldof. He has also performed with a string of other musicians such as Chris De Burgh and Dervla Kirwan.

Geldof, who backed Dustin's entry, said: "The mere fact of his being a turkey should give Ireland the edge."

Dustin's Eurovision song was written by Darren Smith and Simon Fine, who collaborated on a track on his Bling When Your Minging album.

Dustin defeated the five other Irish finalists in a public vote on Saturday night.

Music experts said the move showed Britain had been missing a trick – despite Sandie Shaw winning the 1967 contest with Puppet on a String.

Ronnie Gurr, a music industry consultant, said: "Maybe this is where we have been going wrong all these years – we should have had Sooty representing us."

However, Mr Gurr, who was attending a music convention in Memphis, said the news made for the worst possible start to his day.

He added: "It seems to be an extraordinary state of affairs for the people of Ireland to be so arch in voting for a puppet. It would seem to undervalue the role of songwriters, and rude to say the least to be taking part and slagging the whole thing off."

Ireland has won the Eurovision contest no fewer than seven times, including three times in a row from 1992-94.

But it failed to qualify for the final in 2005 and finished in bottom place last year.

Dustin will perform in the contest's first semi-final in Belgrade on 20 May in an attempt to win a place in the final four days later.

Tony Kenny, a spokesman for the bookmaker William Hill, said: "These days you have to be either from the old eastern bloc or have a great gimmick to win Eurovision – and a singing turkey will possibly be one of the most bizarre things that a Eurovision audience will ever see."

Britain will choose its entry for the contest on Saturday.




The full article contains 537 words and appears in The Scotsman newspaper.
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  • Last Updated: 24 February 2008 11:40 PM
  • Source: The Scotsman
  • Location: Edinburgh
  • Related Topics: Eurovision Song Contest
 
1

Charles Linskaill,

Edinburgh 25/02/2008 00:20:54
As I was a-goin'
On down the road
With a tired team
And a heavy load
I cracked my whip
And the leader sprung
I says day-day
To the wagon tongue

Turkey in the Euro
(Whistle)
Turkey in the Euro
(Whistle)
Roll 'em up and twist 'em up
A high tuck a-haw
And hit 'em up a tune called
Turkey in the Straw

Went out to milk
And I didn't know how
I milked the goat
Instead of the cow
A monkey sittin'
On a pile of straw
A-winkin' at
His mother-in-law

Turkey in the Euro
(Whistle)
Turkey in the Euro

Roll 'em up and twist 'em up
A high tuck a-haw
And hit 'em up a tune called
Turkey in the Straw

I came to the river
And I couldn't get across
So I paid five dollars
For a big bay hoss
Well, he wouldn't go ahead
And he wouldn't stand still
So he went up and down
Like an old saw mill

Turkey in the Euro
(Whistle)
Turkey in the Euro

Roll 'em up and twist 'em up
A high tuck a-haw
And hit 'em up a tune called
Turkey in the Straw

Did you ever go fishin'
On a warm summer day
When all the fish
Were swimmin' in the bay
With their hands in their pockets
And their pockets in their pants
Did you ever see a fishie
Do the Hootchy-Kootchy Dance?

Turkey in the Euro

Turkey in the Euro
(Whistle)
Roll 'em up and twist 'em up
A high tuck a-haw
And hit 'em up a tune called
Turkey in the Euro
2

Boy Wonder,

25/02/2008 00:45:42
NUUUURRRSSSEEEEE!!!!! Charles is off his meds again!!!
3

Boy Wonder,

25/02/2008 00:46:17
And so are the Irish by the look of it!

Where's Pinky and Perky these days??
4

Charles Linskaill,

Edinburgh 25/02/2008 01:20:14
Everyone misses you BW! yes even me! :-)
Please get back!
After-all you always make my..'mouth water' speaking about your..'Black Pudding Rolls' in the morning!
5

Jimmy Krankie,

25/02/2008 03:51:39
Thank you Ireland for retaining a sense of humour. Perhaps a dairy cow for Ms. Universe or an Atlantic Salmon for Ms. World. Put a bit of perspective into all these nonsensical competitions.
6

Samcafe,

Glasgow 25/02/2008 04:24:06
Doesn't Scotland have its own entry next year? We could have a signing haggis against a backdrop of Fran n Anna
7

Mikey,

25/02/2008 06:20:45
Oh what fun! A self confessed, self parodying turkey rapping in a Nortsoide accent amongst all the other turkeys!
8

donald,

glasgow 25/02/2008 06:32:46
Wonder why no one votes for an English turkey in Europe?
9

donald,

glasgow 25/02/2008 06:35:37
Scotland has enough Unionist puppets and Labour Muppets. Why not have Lord Fooks enter, singing Rule Britannia'. Or, Nic Stephens singing. "Muppet on a Ming'.
10

Rulesbutnotrulers,

Federation, not separation 25/02/2008 09:32:11
What's the objection to a turkey? Don't turkeys have human rights too (in Euroland)?

Of course, this might be construable as cruelty to turkeys, but then that might mean banning the contest, twizlers and Christmas. Now there's an idea!
11

Mr Pink,

25/02/2008 10:06:55
Another example of how the focus of Europe has moved east.

When the former commie states joined the EU Ireland lost out to the old Eastern Bloc in terms being in first place for of handouts from Britain, the Netherlands and Germany.

Its now losing out in Eurovision as well.

Smart move from the Irish.

Now its losing out
12

Jock Tamson,

Scotland, Caledonia, Alba 25/02/2008 10:51:37
Here's a viideo link to the grat gobbler in action;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z28STzFIFBU

Different.
13

Jock Tamson,

Scotland, Caledonia, Alba 25/02/2008 11:00:01
Here's a Sky News interview with the thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSGNdVmJHic
14

Black Five,

edinburgh 25/02/2008 11:07:18
Scotland could enter 15 turkeys ,nameley our Scottish Rugby Team.
15

Rulesbutnotrulers,

Federation, not separation 25/02/2008 11:43:22
#15 And then there's those MSPs....
16

British Military Vet Veritas,

Summit of Everest, Himalyas 25/02/2008 18:32:19
Can't you fellows ever take anything seriously?

Tom

17

Douglas,

Bathgate 25/02/2008 19:55:50
Tom #17: Sleaze, corruption, crime, taxes, transport (excluding trams), climate, food production, yes.
The Celtic turkey, not really. :o)
18

Rory the Celt,

London 25/02/2008 22:11:10
Guess that Irish turkey has a better chance of success in Europe than the Glasgow Rangers. At least it will provide a laugh or two without the hassle of broken heads that the Bluenoses caused in Barcelona a few months ago. After all the Eurovision is only a game for a laugh, not for the mayhem that is Rangers} trademark when they venture out to sophisticated foreign fields!
19

henrymanchester,

UK 25/02/2008 22:11:56
We tried to satirize it with scooch last year, but the Europeans were too dim to realize it. Straight over the tops of their pointy little heads as usual!

Wonder if Ireland will get the message across this year or are the Europeans all just far too slow?

20

TheNewOil,

Ireland - where else? 26/02/2008 11:24:39
The YOUR-O-Vision Song Contest is a complete Turkey - bird) - (no offence to the country). It has nothing what-so-ever to do with good songs anymore - I think entering a turkey is a most appropriate two fingers up to this dead duck of a contest.
21

The Genuine Mario Antoinette,

27/02/2008 11:56:50
Its best just to be quiet or the story on monday will be "Alex Salmond vows to have Scotland represented in The European Bad Song Contest".
22

Hunky Dorey,

Glasgow 02/03/2008 19:12:37
#11 Mr Pink........" first in place for handouts from Britain" I dont think so! Britain robbed and plundered Ireland for 800 years. What you speak of was pay back time. Anyway, when was the last time Scotland had an entry into the Eurovision song contest? Oops! I forgot, Scotland is a part of England. Thats what most people in the world say anyway. We are only a province of England, and people like you are to blame.So! cop yourself on, and stop being a complete idiot.

 

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