Robert McNeil - I resent these implications that traditional breakfasts have macassared our health

THERE was a time when food was just something you ate. Now it's something you fear.

This week, scientists emerged from a smoke-blackened laboratory to announce: "If you eat even one sausage a day, you're deid, ken? Same with bacon. As for black pudding, you might as well, like, swallow a suicide note. We're not kidding, man. A fry-u...