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Evening News Caption Competition - Thursday 11 March, 2010

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Published Date: 11 March 2010
Where has Ed Miliband been?



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"I have the scissors, you have the paper. I win again Gordon!"
Hannanite

Runners-up are..
"Would the last member of Labour party to leave No 10 please turn out the lights, the switch is over there!"
JulesF

"Hurry up lads, the gravy train's just leaving."
Douglas

This competition is open to readers aged 18 years and over. The weekly winner will be chosen by our judging panel. The editor's decision is final. Usual Evening News rules apply. Weekly winners must be free to collect their prize from the Evening News office. There is no cash/voucher equivalent prize.





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1

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 09:41:48
Ed Miliband - the one escapologist everyone hopes will fail
2

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 09:42:19
Ed Band begins to wish he hadn't gone metric
3

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 09:43:32
"But where are the other musicians?" asked bemused club-owners when 'The Ed Mili Band' showed up
4

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 09:45:04
That was the last time Ed would go potholing in the Peak District without a map
5

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 09:47:29
Even as a boy, Ed had been able to get out of the padlocked strait jackets his parents had dumped far out to sea
6

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 09:49:23
Ed wondered if he could still claim expenses for commuting to the Houses of Parliament in his midget submarine
7

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 09:55:35
So you've discovered oil in your constituency? But it's an oil-drum, Ed.
8

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 09:57:26
Constituents cheer as it is announced that Ed Miliband is to be put into a time capsule until the year 2025
9

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 10:00:51
Regretting sending a rude letter to the PM, Ed uses a large can-opener to get into his local postbox to retrieve it
10

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 10:01:52
Ed is upset after somebody else goes to the fancy-dress ball as a potholing pillar-box
11

Francis Murphy,

balerno 11/03/2010 10:19:41
Proof if proof were needed that MP'S are always tanked up
12

Francis Murphy,

balerno 11/03/2010 10:20:41
Ed Miliband sues Scottish Slimmers
13

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 10:22:53
Ed tests out his holiday gear for his upcoming Edinburgh summer break.
14

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 10:24:21
|Who nicked my Pizza?"
15

A Clamper,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 10:25:13
"This isn't any old septic tank, no, no, it's a New Labour septic tank"
16

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 10:28:15
...POP goes the weasel.
17

The Real Alfonsa Pedrosa,

edinburgh 11/03/2010 10:39:18
Ed sneaks back to his office after a Hearts-Rangers game.
18

The Real Alfonsa Pedrosa,

edinburgh 11/03/2010 10:40:29
Yes i live here and i dont claim expenses for a second home.
19

The Real Alfonsa Pedrosa,

edinburgh 11/03/2010 10:41:24
Ed and his cronies going to get tanked up.
20

The Real Alfonsa Pedrosa,

edinburgh 11/03/2010 10:42:29
Their was an old woman that lived in a shoe,but this is great.
21

The Real Alfonsa Pedrosa,

edinburgh 11/03/2010 10:44:05
Ed buys a new underwater apartment.
22

The Real Alfonsa Pedrosa,

edinburgh 11/03/2010 10:44:56
This will keep the kids happy for long enough.
23

Francis Murphy,

balerno 11/03/2010 10:56:55
What a night! The last thing I remember is getting tanked up at the bar!
24

Hannanite,

Campbeltown 11/03/2010 11:06:49
Ed Miliband emerges from a sewer but stills comes up smelling like roses
25

Fredster.,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 11:07:22
Any postbox, anytime, I will escape!
26

Douglas,

Bathgate 11/03/2010 11:22:34
Miliband shows he's not the brightest by offering to seal the Blue Peter time capsule from the inside.
27

Douglas,

Bathgate 11/03/2010 11:23:29
Yeah, I'm claiming for a mortgage on it. So what?
28

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 11:24:41
"Nice try, you wont get rid of me that easily!"
29

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 11:44:29
Septic tank overflows...
30

EDIN LAD,

EDINBURGH8 11/03/2010 12:31:27
ALL TANKED UP AND NOWHERE TO GO
31

EDIN LAD,

EDINBURGH8 11/03/2010 12:31:53
WHATCH MY IMPRESSION OF HOUDINI
32

Scot Down under,

11/03/2010 12:40:32
Altogether now!! We all live in a red submarine...a red submarine...a red submarine..
33

Douglas,

Bathgate 11/03/2010 12:44:13
Just be a moment lads, I've dropped my ball gag.
34

reincarnated,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 12:53:16
Milliband convinces parliament that his claim for a second home allowance is reasonable.
35

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 12:58:32
"You can't tell but I'm not wearing any trousers."
36

ken wilkinson,

Hull 11/03/2010 13:07:11
"Ed enjoyed a night out Plugging."
37

Busy bus user ,

11/03/2010 13:08:27
I'll leave this tank when Gordon leaves No 10.
38

reincarnated,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 13:11:34
Who said being a govt minister is a tankless job?
39

reincarnated,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 13:12:54
..... and I'm not coming back out until Gordon says sorry.
40

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 13:59:15
This week on Everybody Loves Raymond..
41

Douglas,

Bathgate 11/03/2010 14:46:05
Model for the areola and nipple to be attached to Anthony Gormley's latest triumph is unveiled.
42

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 14:57:21
"I'll take one."
43

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 14:59:24
"I'm a PC..."
44

Douglas,

Bathgate 11/03/2010 15:03:41
I used to love to play tank driver.
45

Winton,

11/03/2010 15:12:19
I am a mole and I live in a hole.
46

Winton,

11/03/2010 15:12:54
Meet the Daleks new PR man!
47

Winton,

11/03/2010 15:13:34
No I'm Ed....David's the weird one!
48

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 15:15:25
Ed tickles the crowd with his red tutu and chunky tambourine routine.
49

Winton,

11/03/2010 15:15:53
I'm convinced these giant new Royal Mail post boxes are a major step forward....
50

Douglas,

Bathgate 11/03/2010 15:17:27
"I don't care how dangerous it is" said Bert, "I'm not leaving Ernie in there".
51

Douglas,

Bathgate 11/03/2010 15:19:53
The silo of the lambs.
52

Douglas,

Bathgate 11/03/2010 15:21:25
Nothing to worry about, it's not hypothermia, just a blue helmet.
53

Douglas,

Bathgate 11/03/2010 15:22:39
'scuse me boss, what do you want me to do with that big tube over by the wall?
54

Douglas,

Bathgate 11/03/2010 15:24:32
Miliband prepares for his third date with Kerry Katona.
55

tomias,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 15:41:23
No I am not Oscar from the Tin Drum! It is my prince William impression !I AM royalty !
56

pinot,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 15:50:03
My expenses claim must be in this postbox somewhere
57

Jock Scot,

East Lothian 11/03/2010 16:01:50


This UFO will never get off the ground!
58

Rebel Alliance,

Endor 11/03/2010 16:30:09
Wasting tax payers money to proves squares fit into round holes.
59

Colin2409,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 16:41:03

Where has Ed Miliband been?

In the s--t!
60

Colin2409,

Edinburgh 11/03/2010 16:42:18

Where has Ed Miliband been?

Up to his neck in the usual detritus.
61

Muriel Muirhead,

11/03/2010 16:52:15
They tried to keep a lid on this but I sprang a leak
62

Rebel Alliance,

Endor 11/03/2010 17:05:48
Square alert! Correction #58 Doh!

Wasting tax payers money to prove squares fit into round holes.
63

Hong Kong Fooey,

11/03/2010 17:36:29
Ed...."do I really look like a muppet"
64

cumnock2,

11/03/2010 18:48:30
Once again the government orders the wrong type of tank for Afghanistan.
65

Scot Down under,

11/03/2010 23:41:20
We come in peace!!
66

Scot Down under,

11/03/2010 23:45:21
Sh#t flows downhill and here I am living in a valley!!

 

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