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Published Date: 10 March 2010
What's Tony saying to Gordon?



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1

JulesF,

Kirkliston 10/03/2010 10:26:02
Would the last member of Labour party to leave NO 10 please turn out the lights, the switch is over there !
2

JulesF,

Kirkliston 10/03/2010 10:27:17
I've spoken to the Lords and they reckon they can get me out of here, but you're stuffed !
3

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 10:37:52
Re-election? You must be joking!
4

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 10:38:48
I sometimes think Michael Sheen would have made a better Prime Minister than you, Tony
5

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 10:39:23
The way out's that way, Gordon
6

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 10:51:04
Humpty Dumpty and Cheshire Cat leave Wonderland for Scotland...
7

nom nom nom,

10/03/2010 10:51:39
oi gordon they have toilet paper for that kinda thing
8

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 10:54:12
Monkey say monkey do.
9

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 10:54:55
"Ho ho, have you read that, he wrote it himself..."
10

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 10:55:30
"Check out the loser!"
11

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 10:59:34
"Official Envoy of the Quartet on the Middle East doesn't sound so bad now eh Gordon?"
12

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 11:06:46
Tony plays the old "Good PM, bad PM" routine
13

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 11:07:19
"Building Scotland" is a great idea, but you shouldn't have used cowboys
14

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 11:11:26
Tony only ever did anything for Tony, but Gordon only ever thought of GB
15

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 11:12:20
OK, Gordon, I admit I did get myself and George confused between Iran and Iraq, but that was all ...
16

Douglas,

Bathgate 10/03/2010 11:27:09
I'm with stupid.
17

Douglas,

Bathgate 10/03/2010 11:27:45
Hurry up lads, the gravy train's just leaving.
18

Hannanite,

Campbeltown 10/03/2010 11:32:10
I have the scissors, you have the paper. I win again Gordon!
19

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 11:48:37
It could be worse, Gordon - they could be blaming ME for all this
20

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 11:49:18
The puff of smoke on Gordon's back pinpoints the very moment the assassin struck
21

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 11:50:34
We couldn't afford Bob the Builder to Build Scotland, so Scotland got Jerry-built
22

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 12:08:32
"What this Jedi? I suggested he should use the 4th."
23

PDubbs,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 12:21:46
As Gordon walks away sheepish, ventriloquist Tony laughs that he got his puppet mixed up.
24

LustForLeith,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 12:21:51
And to think that enquiry fell for all that stuff I said about Iraq! Ha!
25

PDubbs,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 12:22:48
Hey Gordon... check out this bogey!
26

Sarcasm,

10/03/2010 12:27:42
Top deck is best!!! says Gordy Tony.
27

cumnock2,

10/03/2010 12:50:01
Gordy remember your script for Chilcot
28

Winton,

10/03/2010 12:55:59
Well if you don't like the heat, Gordon, stay out of the kitchen!
29

Winton,

10/03/2010 12:56:56
Psst! Gordon! Prezza's just split his trousers!
30

Winton,

10/03/2010 12:59:32
Well I'm voting for Cameron because he's so attractive.
31

The Real Alfonsa Pedrosa,

edinburgh 10/03/2010 13:01:20
Gordon,please untie my other hand.
32

The Real Alfonsa Pedrosa,

edinburgh 10/03/2010 13:02:23
Gordon,the door is that whey.
33

reincarnated,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 13:02:30
Youre going the wrong way Broonie, the buroo's that way.
34

The Real Alfonsa Pedrosa,

edinburgh 10/03/2010 13:03:42
Gordon,a load of bricks have just turned up.
35

The Real Alfonsa Pedrosa,

edinburgh 10/03/2010 13:06:03
If you are going to the canteen just get me a pie.
36

The Real Alfonsa Pedrosa,

edinburgh 10/03/2010 13:08:46
Shut it Blair,i am of to sort out your mess.
37

Chasmas,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 13:15:59
That lot of idiot's next door thought we meant it.
38

tomias,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 13:36:05
As caught in a railway pulic toilet
39

tomias,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 13:37:21
Fettesian superiority wins out every time
40

Busy bus user ,

10/03/2010 13:42:42
6th of May - you better book the removals van quick then!
41

alec splode,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 14:07:53
You know that big green angry ogre from the films with the Scottish accent ?
That's him, that is.
42

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 14:46:34
"Arrrrr, Make im walk the plank..."
43

Mince Pie Supper,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 14:47:05
"Excuse me Tony..." (shuffle)
44

XyzoyX,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 15:25:07
"The monkey on my back keeps on laughing" And raking it in!
45

Cookybaby,

edinburgh 10/03/2010 15:46:17
That plonker Gordon Brown, he's sitting further down on the left.....OOPS !
46

Cookybaby,

edinburgh 10/03/2010 15:48:18
Tony starts the annual Labour singalong at the end of the conference.

Gordon is a moron....Gordon is a moron....
47

Cookybaby,

edinburgh 10/03/2010 15:49:24
Excuse me Prime minister....er Tony.
48

Cookybaby,

edinburgh 10/03/2010 15:51:41
Has this shoulder got snow on it........cause it's cold enough.
49

Cookybaby,

edinburgh 10/03/2010 15:52:27
Gordon, get back on this shoulder now.
50

Cookybaby,

edinburgh 10/03/2010 15:54:35
Er, Tony, do you want your old job back.
51

Cookybaby,

edinburgh 10/03/2010 15:57:25
I'm going to do for Scotland, what I've done for Iraq.
52

EDIN LAD,

EDINBURGH8 10/03/2010 16:02:54
gordon the gopher
53

EDIN LAD,

EDINBURGH8 10/03/2010 16:03:26
i'll decide gordon not you
54

Douglas,

Bathgate 10/03/2010 16:57:07
Oooo, get him.
55

Douglas,

Bathgate 10/03/2010 16:58:43
Right you lot, the wife's next door signing autographs. £25.00 each or three for £60.00 but I'm cutting my own throat.
56

3 bears,

10/03/2010 17:03:43
"Thank God I skipped the vidaloo,thats the third time he's been".
57

Euan Gregor,

Watford 10/03/2010 19:03:39
Its goodnight from me and shortly goodnight from HIM!
58

Euan Gregor,

Watford 10/03/2010 19:05:22
Which fool put this wallpaper up? Erm...not sure, Tony!
59

Euan Gregor,

Watford 10/03/2010 19:06:17
Did you seem him on Piers Morgan!
60

Wee Norrie,

NORTH BERWICK 10/03/2010 19:08:36
With a smoking gun, Gordie, you can knock it all down.
61

Scot Down under,

10/03/2010 22:49:43
In hindsight Gordon, I should have made sure you were part of the foundations to the first building!!
62

Scot Down under,

10/03/2010 22:50:47
Am I supposed to feel more comfortable knowing you have my back Gordon????
63

Scot Down under,

10/03/2010 22:52:54
Hey everybody...let's all sneak off before Gordie turns up....ooops...too late, Hi Gordie we were just talking about you!!
64

RS81,

Edinburgh 10/03/2010 22:55:51
See Gordon Farts are funny!
65

Scot Down under,

11/03/2010 07:16:17
You've heard the saying, "keep your friends close and your enemies closer."

 

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