Oh here we go....

Now every tiny little incident on an oil rig in the North Sea is going to be sensationalised.

Yes. The recent large fire was life threatening and yes, it does need investigation. However that doesn't mean that it should be headline news if someone sets a bin on fire with a fag end.

Can we please stop knee-jerking and stick to reporting what is relevant?

1# spot on. Incidents occur in all organisations. In this high hazard business the risk management protocols proved adequate in preventing an escalation.

Next it will be headine news if the OIM breaks wind!!

Hey jennifer: what's with Boy Wonder? got a crush or has his deathless prose gone straight to your heart>

#2. What have I done now??

#4. Don't ask me, mate! I've been out all day!