Childhood fantasy that became cannibal reality

Interesting reading.

I think the behaviour of thisGerman Armin Meiwes , is a window on how the Aztecs behaved in Mexico long ago, in their sacraficial rituals.

So it is nothing new.

GC

I find the entire article a bit hard to swallow, but it certainly gives us something to chew on.

Are they actually going to parole this nutter? The Germans are obviously as stupid as we are in this country.

This article has been gnawing at me to comment. But is it meaty enough, I wondered? It's really a skeleton of a story, needing fleshed out a bit. I don't want to muscle in on the writer, but I do have the stomach for more detail. It just lacks bite!! Know what I mean??

Paroling this cannibal at any time seems very dangerous to me. Nutjobs like this need to be locked away, studied by science, but forgotten about by the rest of us!!!

Shoot, put him in the military and ship him off to the frontlines!

"Meiwes cut off his victim's penis and bandaged his wound with towels in the so-called "slaughter room." They fried the organ and tried to eat it but it was too tough."

They should have casseroled it.

"He says 400 people replied to his internet search for someone willing to be killed and eaten."

What are the other 399 doing. Maybe they should put themselves on e-bay.

Can you imagine the conversation that took place before cutting off the guy's penis??

"Well, that can go."
"Are you sure?"
"Hell yes ... I don't use it much."
"Okay, then what?"
"Well ... we eat it!"
"Raw??"
"No, we cook it!"
"Hmm ... fry, boil, saute, braise, bake??"
"Fry I think. What's saute?"
"Dunno, I can't stand that Jamie Oliver."
"Don't you wish it his willy we were going to eat?"
"Hey, I might be a cannibal ... but I'm not that far gone!

:-)

There actually are pople out there who WANT to be eaten? Wierdest story I ever heard! Eat or be eaten...

I think he should be forced to gnaw off his own leg.

This wasn't the guy who practised on the iguana-smuggler?

Let that be a lesson to all of us about internet dating.

#11. Howabout Internet Speed Dating?

Hello!
Goodbye!
Next!!!!

"I saw these adverts looking for people to eat and be eaten and I thought they couldn't be for real. But they were"

EWwwwwwwwww, I'm tempted to do a google search but at the same time I'm afraid of what I may find.

Man, that story is just weird.

#2#5
I eschew your comments,they are indigestible and
Skeletal.

I find this story extremely distasteful and unpallatable. Maybe a nice chianti would help me digest it....

#7. The guy's penis was tough. Balls are meant to be a delicacy, not a piece of tough meat. The computer guy must have been an old 'chookie'.

He obviously hadn't tuned in to Jamie Oliver's easy cook tv programme.

Ah guess the guy was in a hurry to delve into the rest and 12 hours in a slow cooker was way too long to wait for the next bite.

I didn't think that 'meat and two veg' took that long to cook.

#8, Excellent, but this guy was in a hurry he arrived and got undressed!

#12 Boy Wonder, was closer to the mark but instead of Hello, he probably just said Goodbye! There was no next, he didn't like the experience.

Computer nerds, a weird bunch.

#17 Contented little mum. Ah word of warning, old tough bits of meat are best slow cooked. He might have got away with 8 hours if he sauted it first and then boiled it in hot water for 10 minutes.

Faye - you obviously know your stuff!! I will take your word for it. My recipe collection consists of "Ready Steady Cook - The Ten Minute Cookbook"Perhaps he should have consulted that or used the microwave!

Maybe it would have been more tender as a penis pot pie. Enjoyed, of course, with fava beans and a nice chianti.

14 years before parole? In Canada you can do that for manslughter alone! This was murder, no? Any bets that this guy is eating all the penis that's offered him - RAW! Ha Ha!

As the gorgeus blond passed by Armin thought to himself "mmmn, tasty"