What a novel idea in placing totally irrelevant numbers next to the quotations.

Fergus Sheppard seems to have flocked himself with that one!

The best; Homer upon seeing someone in an iron lung at an old age home, "And here's me using my own lungs like an idiot."

#1 I was wondering about the numbers too - surely the scotsman hasn't done a half assed cut and paste job?

Homer simpson is actually a cartoon version of GW Bush I can see no difference they are both rubbish

#1 - "Celebrity" phtotos in the paper version!! - we'll all need to rush out and buy it now.

One of Homer's finest ... "You don't win friends with salad!" :)

Homer quote. "Homer no function beer well without."

In the spoof of the shining

Homer: No beer and no TV makes Homer...something, something..
Marge: Go Crazy?!?
Homer: Don't mind if I do...

Yu have to see the rest...funny as!!!!!!!

Could it be they seem to have taken the huff - when I tried to post it said my post needed to be approved and so it was easier starting a new one with a dot after my name!

So, Homer's genius has finally been recognised. Wonder what the scriptwriters think of that.

BTW #4 - I think you have Homer and GWB the wrong way round.

Homer's fatherly advice to Bart:

"If at first you don't succeed........... give up".

I think Homers song 'Spider pig' should be released.. itll go straight in at number 1.

When faced with an imminent nuclear meltdown, homer mutters eeny miny mini mo, then presses the button which averts the crisis, he is asked,

"Don't you know which button you pressed?"

"Sure I do! Mo!"

The other one I love is his invention of the "Everythings ok alarm."

"It will go off every three second's, unless everything's not ok...."

BTW #4
You're half right.