It isn't released until TOMORROW morning! Obviously you're not intelligent enough to even tackle Dostoevski! Perhaps your copy is propping up your table leg!

I'm sick to death about this nonsense. Where's yer Da Vinci Crap now ?

Aye. Exactly.

Now Get oot.

It's a stupid, fantasy book for bairns, saddos and geeks. Get over it.

My only concern is that some stupid parents will allow their bairns to sit out on the pavements outside city centre bookshops in the early hours whilst all manner of undesirables are roaming about.

I'm finding myself agreeing with you wholeheartedly on that today Finbarr!

;o)

#2 - I beg to differ ya numpty. You can't even spell Dostoevsky.

So, if the book's not out until tomorrow then that's even worse - how come these sad gits were being interviewed on Breakfast News this very morning?