I don't want to seem like a ballbreaker, but they could try neutering them. Anyway, dogs' manners are different from humans' (sometimes).

Then there's the joke about the talking sheep that ends with the shepherd telling the passerby to not believe anything the sheep say because they are all big liars.

#2 Weeshooie1,
have you been flirting again?!

Those poor chickens and pigs are in for a shock!

#6 Weeshooie1,
Howdy! It's always dangerous to type before being fully awake...hmmm, must have been a good dream?! :)

so, according to this article...it's all in the breeding?

Evidently a little Kentucky Leg Hound in the mix.

Speaking of pigs; we weren't? Pigs have better noses than dogs and as far as I know they don't hike or hump. Plus, when their retirement comes... well anybody for BBQ?

I don't see the problem here - I hold on to women's legs and they never complain.

Well it is your mummy dear..

Come on? Dogs are dogs! Is this all the wacko libs are worried about? Don't we have more serious issues here than to harp about the habits of our 4 legged friends? Can we not--for once--get serious and look at the bigger picture?

It seems to me that a rolled up newspaper and liberal thrashings about the head would break them of those habits.

#13--Steve.T.---this *conservative* is going to take the paper from #14 & wack you on the bean until you get a sense of humor!!.....chill out:)

Sounds like the wee lads just need to be wearing some nappies. The dogs, I mean, not our poster boys. It's a shame to waste drug-sniffing talents on herding pigs and chickens, neither of which I've known to require herding. Must have those free-ranging kinds in Thailand, hey? Hope they didn't end up in some stew pot instead.