Sadly, this is news that is about 4-5 years old. she has been talking about possibly doing this for many many years now.

Where are they getting the claim that she said this, she has her website and prefers to talk to her fans.

How about a spin off novel on how Princess Di was killed because she was expecting Hagrid's love child?

Well Dr Blockbuster knew nothing of this, although I was discussing the very same thing with a close friend yesterday.

Never mind about the lack of sales of "Fly Fishing" by J R Hartley, worry about what Bloomsbury are going to do without VOLUME from our JK!

Anyways, whether this be current news or old news, I am pleased to hear it. What we want to do is to promote success and keep it running !!!!

Fancy a game of tennis now JK ? - see you at Craiglockhart :wink:

(what will Dr Blockbuster be up to next? :wink:")

She is going to write a book about how, on the day Tony Blair quits, someone casts a spell which is claimed will turn Gordon Brown into a normal human being.

Unfortunately, as we shall see, the spell is cast by Voldemort.

This is the plot.

Gordon starts as an isolated heartless uncaring chancellor

After a few weeks he becomes an isolated heartless uncaring prime minister.

Another few weeks (but alas not few enough) he becomes an isolated heartless uncaring leader of the opposition.

Soon after he is back where he started 20 years ago - a heartless uncaring christian. But not isolated. Plenty heartless uncaring christians for company.

Does anyone seriously believe that she won't write more Potteresque books?

Who cares TF as they are very entertaining.