how sad

the dilithium finally gave out

He couldny do it captain!

He didny huv the power!

Captian, we've got to go back, I've forgotten my tools!

In case a similar thing happens to Dr McCoy in future can I be the first to say they cant see DeForrest for the trees?

Nice one Douglas

Feckin hell....beam me up cap'n an try again ya erse ye!

Whit did the T stand for in James T Kirk?...any trekkies oot there know?

Tiberius, Ms Cankers

sad Jim, but not as we know it!

James TIBERIUS Kirk

Strewth...nae wonder 'e jist used the initial...cheers fir littin us know!

Aye, ye cannae break the laws of physics

Captain! The pneumatic astro gyro misphased the quark multiplexer and jettisoned the capsulae!

How are they going to blame George W and Tony for this one!

captains log: mission aborted always wanted see san andres was like the xbox game!life jim but not as we know it!

But can you no see? Scotty hadda jettison the ship's cargo ere she'd blow!

(trying hard to sound vaguely scottish)

He landed in a beautiful place. He should be happy to be there.

..Which brings me to the plot of the next Star Trek movie: Kirk commandeers Enterprise XXII for a secret mission to Earth, now ruled by Romulans, to retrive Scotty's remains to Vulcan where latent Dewars formula can be recovered to save the Federation...

Genesis?! Genesis allowed is not! Is planet forbidden!