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Published Date: 22 January 2008
AT THE age of just 26, most people would think themselves to be in the prime of life. But Britney Spears, it seems, may already be in her twilight years.
With her personal life in meltdown, her mental health in decline, and her potential for longevity compromised by dangerous dalliances with drugs and alcohol, the singer has qualified for an early obituary by the Associated Press, the world's oldest a
nd largest news-gathering organisation.

While pre-prepared obituaries are common media practice, allowing for swift publication in the event of a prominent figure's demise, the AP's admission yesterday that it has added the still-youthful pop princess to its death files has cast her woes in a sobering new light.

"We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it's easily one of the biggest stories in a long time," AP's entertainment editor, Jesse Washington, told the celebrity magazine Us Weekly.

He added: "I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now."

Oldies such as Fidel Castro, 81, Pope Benedict, 80, Nelson Mandela, 89, and the Queen, 81, are among those at the forefront of most news media's death-files, along with other prominent, but younger, world figures considered at risk of an early exit, such as the US president George Bush.

AP holds about 1,000 prepared obituaries, the majority of them on personalities aged over 70, but admits that a smattering of under-30s are in there too.



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  • Last Updated: 21 January 2008 9:51 PM
  • Source: The Scotsman
  • Location: Edinburgh
  • Related Topics: Britney Spears
 
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22/01/2008 08:54:34
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Bien E. Bien,

22/01/2008 13:31:42
#1 - no need to be quite so compassionate. Got to wonder though: has the Associated Press got an obituary on file for you?
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GalacticCannibal,

Murrieta, CA..captured from Mexico 1845 22/01/2008 15:03:34
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TimW1234,
Ottawa, Canada
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Hey Dude

Remember that your ancestors and my ancestors lived in caves . A trailer would be like the Taj Mahal to them .

Britney is OK . I would not kick her out of my bed.

GC
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ex-labour,

22/01/2008 23:46:26
She is a typical product of American culture. God rest her soul.
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TimW1234,

Ottawa, Canada 23/01/2008 10:18:32
2 Bien E Bien

The short answer to your question is yes. The long answer to your question is also yes.
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Minkus,

Sydney 23/01/2008 12:59:38
Attn: TimW1234 ........... you ignoramus, there is no cure for Bipolar, there are only management strategies for the illness, White Trailer Trash you say?..... can I make a suggestion, get hold of a Thesaurus and get a little creative with your disparaging remarks. Another little piece of advice = Don't believe everything you read. What would you really know about her parenting skills???? you little upstart. God Bless Canada, too much Maple Syrup being doled out I suspect. All that sugar has rotted your poor little brain.
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Bien E. Bien,

23/01/2008 22:09:34
#6 - another question which may receive the short answer of "yes" is: does reference to a person as white trailer-trash constitute a racial slur?


 

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