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Published Date: 19 November 2008
THE perfect telephone call should last nine minutes, 36 seconds and contain a mix of chat about family news, current affairs, personal problems and, of course, the weather.
Experts studied the anatomy of a phone call and discovered the perfect blend of subject matter and timings needed to create the ideal phone conversation.

In the perfect call, three minutes should be spent catching up with news about family and friends, one minute on personal problems, another minute on work or school, 42 seconds on current affairs and 24 seconds on the weather.

Chatting about the opposite sex should last 24 seconds, 12 seconds should be spent on celebrity gossip, one minute and 42 seconds on laughing – and 12 seconds in silence.





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  • Last Updated: 18 November 2008 9:29 PM
  • Source: The Scotsman
  • Location: Edinburgh
 
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weeshooie1,

Wollongong 19/11/2008 00:55:35
What if you are talking to Telemarketers and you only have two words to say? - the second bein "off" :0)
2

Kate,

Zurich 19/11/2008 09:38:12
Nice one Shooie, I don't even say that much!
3

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19/11/2008 11:24:00
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TimW1234,

Ottawa, Canada 19/11/2008 16:47:53
Why be polite to telemarketers that always call you just as you are about to have your evening meal?

I have to ploys: I keep a shrill whistle nearby and I inform them that my condo has just caught fire and I am "engaged" in saving the life of my dog and myself.

Some of the are so jejune that they still persist in trying to sell me something.

I have NO sympathy for them.

Also, most of my phone calls to friends involves juicy gossip about friends and foes and solving the Iraq-Iran conflict and other minor world matters.
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Benjamin,

Dresden 19/11/2008 16:50:49
I don't know. My definition of the "perfect phonecall" is where some layer tells me I have inherited millions from an unknown relative, he arranges the transfer of funds, and then hangs up.

 

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