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Published Date: 20 December 2001
THE joke, submitted by Geoff Anandappa, from Blackpool, goes like this:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars.

During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."

Watson says: "I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."

Holmes replies: "Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent ..."



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  • Last Updated: 20 December 2001 12:00 AM
  • Source: The Scotsman
  • Location: Edinburgh
  • Related Topics: Funniest jokes
 
 
  

 
 

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