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Revealed – the funniest joke at this year's Fringe

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Published Date: 22 August 2008
A BARBED jibe at the troubled singer Amy Winehouse was hailed yesterday as the funniest joke of the Fringe.
Comedian Zoe Lyons earned the top spot in a public vote, organised by the television channel Dave, from a line-up of 30 jokes chosen by comedy critics. The winning one-liner appears in her show, Mangled Mantra of the Messed-up Modern Mind.

It runs: "I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She's so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her."

Lyons, 33, from Brighton, said: "I know self-harming is not funny but it's just a joke, so I'm not going to beat myself up about it."

Lyons received almost 12 per cent of the public vote after ten comedy critics trawled through acts for favourite gags.

Comedian Ian Stone did not make the shortlist published yesterday but said: "I saw Zoe's show, and I saw that gag. It made me laugh.

"I can see why that's the most popular joke, because Winehouse is in the paper every day. She's a legitimate target."

The IF comedy awards producer, Nica Burns, said: "It makes you laugh, doesn't it? Zoe has a very black sense of humour."

Heard the one about … the top ten gags

1 Zoe Lyons – "I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She's so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her."

2 Andrew Laurence – "Most of us have a skeleton in the cupboard. David Beckham takes his out in public."

3 Lloyd Langford – "My girlfriend said, 'Did you know that hippopotamuses kill more people every year than guns?'. 'Yes,' I said, 'but a gun is easier to conceal."

4 Josie Long – "When I was a kid, I asked my mum what a couple was and she said, 'Oh, two or three'. And she wonders why her marriage didn't work."

5 Tim Vine – "Velcro. What a rip-off."

6 Stephen Grant – "The Scots invented hypnosis, chloroform and the hypodermic syringe – wouldn't it be easier just to talk to a woman?"

7 Edward Aczel – "So far bird flu has only killed 47 people. By the time it ends, it's going to have killed 37 million. It's got to get going, hasn't it, if it's going to be the pandemic we've all been hoping for."

8 Joan Rivers – "Grandchildren can be f****** annoying. How many times can you go, 'And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink'? It's like talking to a supermodel."

9 Tom Stade – "I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward."

10 Jeff Kreisler – "People were outraged because of Barack Obama's spiritual adviser. I think it's great he had one. Who was George Bush's spiritual adviser? Jim Beam? Johnnie Walker? Jack Daniels?"

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1

billyq,

Edinburgh 22/08/2008 11:48:16
if that was the funniest joke then oh my god there are 2 or 3 on that list that are funnier .Whoever voted for that needs to get a grip
2

Alternative (High-Octane) Fuel Head,

Edinburgh 22/08/2008 12:18:05
Many a true word....
3

kris23,

Edinburgh 22/08/2008 13:37:10
2 through 10 are all funnier than 1. I think the velcro one is actually the best, sadly. I'm sure there were better jokes than that told during the Fringe. I think the jokes were better in 2006: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/theatre/
features/festival-funnies-edinburghs-50-best-jokes-413434.html
4

likkitysplit,

Not funny? 22/08/2008 14:03:14
I dont get it!
6 gets my vote
5

Thomas Aikenhead,

Edinburgh 22/08/2008 18:41:40
Why is Amy Winehouse in the paper every? Her absence of talent is the real joke!
6

weeshooie1,

Wollongong 22/08/2008 23:54:12
There must be a name for this type of joke, because surely, Amy Winehouse herself is the actual punchline :0(
7

Dragonhead,

Dalian,China 23/08/2008 05:14:33
#8weeshooie1,Wollongong. Is that a misprint shooie, should it not be "punchbag"? Self harming celeb,what a sick society the baby boomers have created?When publicity for a 'sick in the heid' celeb who constantly 'beats herself up',is always News.

 

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