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Evening News Caption competition - Monday June 15 2009

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Published Date: 15 June 2009
What is Alex Salmond saying as he opens the Tesco Finance building at Haymarket? Enter the Evening News caption competition and tell us. Just log on to edinburghnews.com and post your caption. You'll need to register if you've not posted a comment on the website before.
We'll feature our favourite suggestions for today's picture in tomorrow's paper. At the end of the week, we'll also choose our favourite of the daily winners to receive a case of 24 bottles of Corona lager.

Competition open to readers aged 18 a
nd over. Weekly winner will be chosen by our judging panel. The editor's decision is final. Usual Evening News rules apply. Weekly winners must be free to collect their prize from the Evening News office. There is no cash/voucher equivalent prize.

"Vote SNP, or we'll blow up your house!"

A Friend of Fernando Poo

Runners-up..

"...and you wouldn't believe the insurance deal I got from Sheila's Wheels!"

Douglas

"I'm all set for a trip to Dundee High Street !"

Jules F

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Skip McClendon,

Weekly winner

A Clamper's caption for Wednesday's "Smurfs" picture – "Welcome to Torness ladies and gentlemen" – is the winner



All you have to do is post your caption below. You'll need to register if you've not posted a comment on the website before but don't worry, it only takes a matter of seconds.

So what are you waiting for, think of something funny.




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1

JulesF,

Kirkliston 15/06/2009 12:19:17
So you'll be giving clubcard points with these new Current Accounts then ?
2

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 15/06/2009 12:23:21
Every little twit helps
3

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 15/06/2009 12:25:54
Mr Salmond only agreed to open the building because they said he'd get a Clubcard and no other club would let him join
4

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 15/06/2009 12:29:31
Buy One Get One Free?

No, Mr. Salmond, we just want you to bog off.
5

Skip McClendon,

15/06/2009 12:29:33
"Got any special accounts for stashing a 400 quid a month Westminster food allowance, then?"
6

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 15/06/2009 12:31:24
Alex thought the cards would have been a lot bigger if they were going to be used to club people with
7

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 15/06/2009 12:38:31
Poor Alex's trousers were about to fall down, and all because he had forgotten his PIN
8

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 15/06/2009 13:00:04
Because of the new base, Mr Salmond announced that the company would be renamed Te-scot
9

alfonsa pedrosa,

embra 15/06/2009 13:14:52
Can i put up some SNP posters wih my picture on them.
10

alfonsa pedrosa,

embra 15/06/2009 13:17:25
I did not wear my good clothes just incase i got egged with 2 for 1 eggs.
11

alfonsa pedrosa,

embra 15/06/2009 13:19:40
I now open this new Asda store,whats it called,TESCO.
12

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 15/06/2009 13:49:05
Aw, poo. Ah thought it was a mini-skirt.
13

A Friend of Fernando Poo,

15/06/2009 14:02:51
Alex suddenly remembered that he was supposed to open the new Texaco.
14

Skip McClendon,

15/06/2009 14:11:21
"Please tell me that opening this was a manifesto promise...I'd like to keep at least one of them!"
15

tomias,

Edinburgh 15/06/2009 14:23:51
Look Oh Goody -BLUE SKY THINKING !
16

blackley,

Edinburgh 15/06/2009 14:24:05
God bless this new Tesco - and all who sell in her!
17

blackley,

Edinburgh 15/06/2009 14:27:53
Well really! They've spelt ma name wrong again! I'm fed up to the gills so ah am!
18

A Clamper,

Edinburgh 15/06/2009 14:37:53
Open an account here and we will give you a loan to shop with us. Hmmmm.....
19

JulesF,

Kirkliston 15/06/2009 14:49:53
Are you sure you know what you're doing Terry, because I'm an economist, and I've worked out that using your current offers if I take a ten pound clubcard voucher and double it up on wine. Then find the £7 bottles of wine on three for a tenner and buy six. With case discount applied before the 3 for £10 you essentially give me Fifty quids worth of wine for nothing !
20

nom nom nom,

15/06/2009 14:52:30
Alex unveils Birdseye's new "Sexy Salmond Fish Fingers"
21

nospoons,

15/06/2009 15:00:07
"Ooooeee Duckies" Alex commented, whilst unbeknown to him, some wee tink had stolen ALL the fingers off his right hand.
22

LustForLeith,

Edinburgh 15/06/2009 15:00:19
Alex had do go to the dentist to see about his plague problem.
23

Skip McClendon,

15/06/2009 15:45:33
"It's all part of my arc of prosperity plan..."
24

Douglas,

Bathgate 15/06/2009 15:59:08
Salmond bemoans late delivery of his caption competition photo to Bathgate area.
25

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 15/06/2009 16:00:05
Alex was plesantly surprised - he had read he would be involved with a plague
26

Douglas,

Bathgate 15/06/2009 16:00:06
That's us another step down the road so being Tescotia.
27

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 15/06/2009 16:00:42
Sorry, please remove my number 25
28

Euan Gregor,

Watford 15/06/2009 16:01:58
When does it open? asks Alex at the new 24 hour Tesco!
29

Douglas,

Bathgate 15/06/2009 16:03:28
And if the bosses don't mind I'll take these wee curtains away to make a nice skirt for Nicola.
30

Douglas,

Bathgate 15/06/2009 16:06:09
Not exactly the Declaration of Arbroath but they did promise to feed me.
31

Douglas,

Bathgate 15/06/2009 16:07:29
Salmond helps launch the new Tesco doll's house soft furnishings range.
32

Euan Gregor,

Watford 15/06/2009 16:07:43
This is strange says Alex. I opened a deli at RBS yesterday!
33

Douglas,

Bathgate 15/06/2009 16:11:30
At the Holyrood Krypton Factor one contestant is stumped by the task "Form a national flag using only this blue background and the white string"
34

Mèths,

15/06/2009 17:22:50
Salmond to be sued for ruining a perfectly good pair of vertical blinds.
35

Douglas,

Bathgate 15/06/2009 19:00:43
Ooooooh, look kids, a shiny picture.
36

Snails dont like curry and chips,

Edinburgh 15/06/2009 19:51:14
This is wrong - I'm Lord Salmon of Scotia you know!!
37

Niddire View ,

Niddrie 15/06/2009 20:04:59
"Oh My God the total cost of the trams is how MUCH?"
38

Chris Gent,

South Queensferry 15/06/2009 22:34:19
"My god, all those club points earned from the sale of one tram system???"

 

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