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Published Date: 19 June 2009
What's Andy Murray done to deserve a kiss from mum Judy?



Enter the Evening News caption competition at edinburghnews.com and tell us what you think.

We'll be featuring a selection of our favourite suggestions for today's picture in tomorrow's paper. At the end of the week, we'll also choose our favourite of the daily winners to receive a case of 24 bottles of Corona.

Yesterday's winner
"Hands up who wants to be king?"
Skip McClendon

The runners-up
"What's that, Charles? You're bursting, and you want to go and use the throne?"
EmzJ

"The sky is falling down, Jonathon Porritt says it is."
Unimpressed one

"So is that the same Sun we get in our country?"
A Friend of Fernando Poo

"I'm a celebrity get me out of here."
Roscowoody

"For heaven's sake, Charles! You should have gone when you had the chance!"
Blackley

"Look, Harry got the helicopter to go!"
Reincarnated

This competition is open to readers aged 18 years and over. The weekly winner will be chosen by our judging panel. The editor's decision is final. Usual Evening News rules apply. Weekly winners must be free to collect their prize from the Evening News office. There is no cash/voucher equivalent prize.





The full article contains 213 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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1

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 19/06/2009 08:56:32
Andy's mother had brought along his dark glasses, Labrador and white stick
2

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 19/06/2009 08:57:00
As usual, Andy's mother didn't want anybody to recognise her
3

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 19/06/2009 08:57:20
Andy's mother needed the dark glasses because of the glare of the son
4

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 19/06/2009 08:58:36
Andy discovers his playing improves dramatically after giving his mother his incredibly dark sunglasses
5

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 19/06/2009 09:00:08
Judy clearly goes to the same cosmetic surgeon as Sir Cliff
6

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 19/06/2009 09:00:55
You've forgotten your shorts, love
7

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 19/06/2009 09:04:36
Mum, I think your trachea has popped out again
8

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 19/06/2009 09:05:58
Andy's eyesight really was failing - he'd been ogling the lady in the low-cut red outfit all through the match
9

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 19/06/2009 09:14:02
Andy's Mum got confused when the umpire yelled out "Love"
10

EmzJ,

Edinburgh 19/06/2009 09:25:11
Fortunately, Andy's sleeves were already rolled up so he could start straight away hunting around for his ball
11

Skip McClendon,

19/06/2009 09:58:59
"Son, get your hair cut".
12

Douglas,

Bathgate 19/06/2009 10:21:54
Bitty!
13

Douglas,

Bathgate 19/06/2009 10:26:33
Eager to promote trams in Edinburgh TIE install miniature model of Princes Street section court-side at Queens Club.
14

Francis Murphy,

balerno 19/06/2009 10:27:25
We're going to make a Murray mint!
15

Francis Murphy,

balerno 19/06/2009 10:34:06
We're going to net ourselves a Murray mint!
16

nom nom nom,

19/06/2009 10:38:28
your breath stinks - here's some murray mints
17

Francis Murphy,

balerno 19/06/2009 10:50:25
Mums the word about Wimbledon!
18

blackley,

Edinburgh 19/06/2009 11:29:05
It's in the bag, son. Federer's sitting two rows behind me with a jimmy wig on!
19

blackley,

Edinburgh 19/06/2009 11:30:10
When you're Sir Andy do I get to have servants?
20

JulesF,

Kirkliston 19/06/2009 12:03:44
This is for Queens, now look to your right and imagine what she's going to give you for Wimbledon !
21

reincarnated,

Edinburgh 19/06/2009 12:27:22
At the press meeting, remember - you're not english.
22

Niddire View ,

Niddrie 19/06/2009 12:50:36
"Listen son, there's something I've never told you,its called smiling......"
23

norrie clark,

edinburgh 19/06/2009 14:43:02
andy darling, That was nice of you to give so much of your fortune to the hibees.
24

norrie clark,

edinburgh 19/06/2009 14:45:47
yogi asked me out son. Doesn`t bear thinking about.
25

tomias,

Edinburgh 19/06/2009 14:59:08
Oedipus Rex bought up to date- Alas no Antigone-brother will have to do
26

tam o:shanter,

edinburgh 19/06/2009 17:07:48
If you do well, i'll make your favourite tea.
27

3 bears,

19/06/2009 17:29:15
Well done son,I'm away before he starts that bloody Living Doll.
28

Aud,

edinburgh 20/06/2009 11:19:15
"Thanks for making your bed this morning son, now run off and play!"
29

asheriff,

Longstone 20/06/2009 11:46:50
"Mum, now's not the time to tell me about my REAL dad!"
30

Douglas,

Bathgate 20/06/2009 18:17:17
Right Andy, that's Nadal sorted for Wimbledon. Now I'm away to stick pins in the Federer doll.
31

Douglas,

Bathgate 21/06/2009 23:57:58
Anne Robinson leads the congratulations at Queens.
32

Douglas,

Bathgate 21/06/2009 23:59:19
Your flies are undone.
33

Douglas,

Bathgate 22/06/2009 00:00:33
Get me a doner kebab and six Becks on the way home mum.
34

Douglas,

Bathgate 22/06/2009 00:02:38
Andy's detergent allergy forces Judy to remove sweat orally.
35

Douglas,

Bathgate 22/06/2009 01:21:18
Don't listen to them son, you look nothing like Pam Shriver.

 

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